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TeeYiYi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 12:37 AM
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From: Soldier X - Subject: You Can't Eat A Soccer Ball
From: Soldier X
To: GI Special
Sent: April 25, 2005
Subject: You Can't Eat A Soccer Ball

In the Autumn of 2004 in Baquabah, Iraq we made a lot of effort after the razing of Fallujah to win back some support of the Iraqi people.

A general distrust grew among the local nationals and it was important to not lead into the elections with negative backlash. There was a surge of insurgent recruiting due to the injustice of destroying Fallujah and we wanted to take the wind out of it.

One of the officer think tanks perched high above real action in Iraq, and high above any common sense, decided it would be a great idea to hand out free soccer balls to the towns in the area.

I thought it was a strange idea from the start.

When we arrived in Iraq we were never greeted with flower baring women and showered with thanks. What we encountered when we confronted the Iraqi people were beggers and peddlers. The kids would approach us with offers on knives, old Iraqi money, whiskey, hashish, bootleg porn, and even prostitution.

Most would beg. First for money. They could buy anything they wanted with an American dollar. Then they would beg for food. It was obvious they were starving for something more nutritious than what their diet allowed.

Then they would beg for clothes, shoes, and school supplies.

I even asked to look in one childs backpack to cure a curiosity on what the school supplies he owned and what the schools were teaching him.

He explained that his father burned the books because it was getting cold outside. Coal is expensive and the Iraqi desert is not in abundance with wood.

After these questions were exhausted they would settle for anything they could see and ask for. All day it was "Mhister, mhister, gimmie mhister" and "for you one dollar mhister". Never once was I begged for a soccer ball.

Alas here we were with an entire train car full of soccer balls, however the one missing ingredient was a pump to inflate them.

Thousands of deflated soccer balls.

You would think that someone would raise a stink about it and get some way to inflate the balls, but not in this army.

This army is commanded by fear.

No one was willing to explain to higher that shit was all fucked up. That would mean it was either their fault or the person they are complaining to. And since the person they complain to is of higher rank, it means that the person complaining is responsible.

But an order is an order and "You will hand out those fucking balls!"

So here we are, a group of sixteen soldiers with deflated soccer balls piled up so high in the humvees we couldnt get to our ammunition.

We drove through the canal crossed Iraqi villages handing out useless sagging plastic to a bunch of hungry children. At first they were grateful. Then some confusion set in. Some tried to play with them by kicking them around and into the sky. They threw them like frisbees and wore them like hats. We shrugged and moved on to the next town away from the pleas "Mhister, fooood mhister"

As we completed our trip and ran out of balls we had to drive through the same towns on the way back.

Deflated soccer balls littered the ground, some were thrown onto houses and in palm trees.

The children at first were not to be seen. But around one corner we were welcomed by the grateful Iraqi children with a rain of rocks.

Many of the soldiers get upset and angry at the kids. They point weapons at them and some even fire off warning shots to scare them.

I just shrink into my turret and let the stones fall about my helmet and weapon shield.

I never blamed them.

Maybe we will be greeted with flowers when we stop handing out destruction, death, fear and deflated waste.

Soldier X


More: http://www.militaryproject.org/article.asp?id=543

TYY :cry:


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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 12:48 AM
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1. From this, I would surmise...
... that the army hasn't changed at all since I was in, despite protestations to the contrary.... *sigh*
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TeeYiYi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 01:21 AM
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4. Surreal . . .
. . . convoluted insanity. Soldiers too afraid of their superior officers to speak. Deflated soccer balls hanging from trees while wide-eyed starving children stare on in disbelief. An image reminiscent of Apocalypse Now, rendered in the style of a Salvador Dali painting.

TYY:(

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acmejack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 05:56 PM
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16. 230 years of tradition, unhampered by progress
nt
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Qanisqineq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 12:50 AM
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2. I don't know whether to laugh
at how ridiculous this is or to shake my head in disgust at how ridiculous this is. It's just ridiculous.
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brokensymmetry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 12:40 PM
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7. I guess I should be ashamed of myself.
I did laugh. A long, deep laugh - but one darkened by cynical despair.

Despair not for the Iraqis, or the starving - no, despair for me, for those I know, for the ever more dubious future of the nation I live in.

These are the actions of an army that is headed toward disaster. The leadership, from the White House down, have no connection with reality, no understanding of the situation, and no grasp of the likely future developments. At some point, this must lead to utter failure and complete disaster. For Rome, this came in the forests of Germany when an entire Legion was destroyed in detail. When will this happen to us? I hope never. I hope not in my lifetime. But I fear that such hubris as our leadership exhibits will bring it about all too soon.
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 12:52 AM
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3. Vietnam again: giving useless trash and shooting them when they're
not giddy with joy
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TeeYiYi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 10:48 AM
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5. kick
TYY:kick:
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frictionlessO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 11:22 AM
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6. Nomination worthy and darkly inspiring... I want to paint it... n/t
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democrank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 01:17 PM
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8. Unbelievable.
The wartime soccer ball theory.
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dxstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 01:20 PM
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9. How sad and disturbing...
And reminiscent of when we were dropping food that looked like bombs, and bombs that looked like food...
This country is looking like such a sad joke these days...
Kicked and nominated. This should be read by all. It's one of those emblematic tales of this terrible mistake of war. It's tragically poetic; it's poetically tragic. It is indeed surreal.
D
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 01:20 PM
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10. Ironic that the RW claims to hate big gov't, but unquestioningly supports
the ultimate in bureaucracy - the military and the industrial complex that it supports.
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Just Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 01:22 PM
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11. Oh, geez,...that is so heart-breaking.
:cry:
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 01:56 PM
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12. My first thought
that they would become bomb material later. Would that be possible? :shrug: Easily thrown and not considered a threat (maybe).

The amount of sheer idiocy in this whole debacle truly amazes me. When are people going to wake up? How many more dead before something gets done?

All I have left to say is :wtf:
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brokensymmetry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 03:00 PM
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14. Very possible.
I thought out the details, but decided it's best not to post such things. But yes, I think your idea is quite viable.
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dxstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 02:37 PM
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13. I'd like to see Duh-bya try eating a soccer ball!
Have another pretzel, ya doofus!



It's all his fault... every evil and ugly thing seems to flow from him and his administration as from some sort of dark celestial torrent...
Another kick for a worthy thread!

D X Stone

more sass, cheek and the like at
http://presidentevilonline.com
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understandinglife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 03:24 PM
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15. MissionNOTAcccomplished - May 2 2005 is just the beginning of our....
........www.missionnotaccomplished.us




Thank you for your excellent post. Nominated.


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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 06:50 PM
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17. Spalding (or some sporting goods corporation) probably loved it.
They probably even saved money on warehouse rent. :puke:
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 06:52 PM
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18. thanks, I emailed this to my sister-in-law
who emailed me a few days ago

It was titled "photos the media doesn't want you to see"
It was full of photos of American soldiers hugging Iraqi children.

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two gun sid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 07:25 PM
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19. Another example of the stupid fucks we have....
running this illegal war. It would be laughable if it wasn't so goddamn sad. I feel sorry for all the people caught up in chimp's oil war.
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Festivito Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 07:25 PM
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20. Unneeded, unwanted deflated American ideas
That's what we distribute.

Complicitly uncorroboratable story.
And, we all have our fear ridden orders to follow.
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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-02-05 12:52 AM
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21. I think I died a little reading this.
Perpetrated in the name of my country.

:cry:
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