Absolutely Hilarious letter to President bush re: German * poo-flags!

[bush_is_wacko]

I found the letter on congress.org but the story is here:
http://www.madeyouthink.org/


Link to letter:
http://www.congress.org/congressorg/bio/userletter/?id=20004&letter_id=302418416

President George Bush

May 2, 2005



Police in Germany are hunting pranksters who have been sticking miniature flag portraits of US President George W. Bush into piles of dog poo in public parks.

Josef Oettl, parks administrator for Bayreuth, said:"This has been going on for about a year now, and there must be 2,000 to 3,000 piles of that have been claimed during that time." The incidents were originally believed to be some sort of protest against the US-led invasion of Iraq, but, when they continued, they were thought to be a protest against President George W. Bush's campaign
for re-election.

They're still going on, however, and the police say they are completely baffled as to who is to blame."We have sent out extra patrols to try to catch whoever is doing this in the act," said police spokesman Reiner Kuechler."But frankly," he continued, "we don't know what we'd do if we caught them red-handed." Legal experts say there is no law against using feces s a flag-stand and the Federal Constitution is vague on
the issue.

See for yourself:

[ailsagirl]

1. Oh, the Germans have a distinct way of getting their point across

I've seen that pic before... it's priceless.

So far, the German authorities have been unable to determine who's doing this. tsk tsk :nopity:

:rofl:

[paineinthearse]

2. Once more for posterity

[immoderate]

3. "we don't know what we'd do if we caught them red-handed."

Red handed? I don't think so!

--IMM

[MrModerate]

4. Some things are so brilliant they bear repeating . . .

I had never seen this before, but I've downloaded the picture and it's my screensaver now!

[gratuitous]

5. The police are looking for whoever's doing it?

But the person hasn't broken any law, as far as I can tell -- Just claiming all the turds for King Shit.

[democrank]

6. My oh my.....

What fun! Here`s to calling a spade a spade.

[bush_is_wacko]

7. I'm sure there's some shit law here that would get US jail time!

I know my fundie neighbor would surely turn me in for claiming the HUGE piles of shit his darn dog leaves in my yard with some bushpoo flags!

[Maru Kitteh]

8. I think they're performing a valuable service

the flags make the poo more visible and hence easier to locate for cleanup.

I'll bet the truth is they're just dying to meet whoever's been doing it.

[bush_is_wacko]

9. Your probably right, but I bet they don't want to shake his hand! LOL!

Maybe a pat on the back...