God spoke to me today

[ck4829]

I'm serious, a being of immense wisdom and power spoke to me. God said that if Bush, the GOP, and the 'christian' Right continue to invoke the name of God in their 'holy' quests then God will sue them all for defamation.

[xultar]

1. Sorry God, GOP Tort reform. You Lose! n/t

[harpo]

2. how many court cases where they said "god made me do it"

[Quakerfriend]

3. Did you look into his eyes and

see his soul?

[ck4829]

5. God is very sad

God gave us all brains, many RW'ers aren't using it though. That is why God is especially mad at the 'christian' Right because they are removing the ability to think from their believers.

[usregimechange]

4. Now that was funny!

But I think that God is our key to victory. Our greatest tool to defeat the Fundamentalist right and protect civil rights and public health is the Bible. I say beat them over the head with it.

[screembloodymurder]

6. He spoke to me too

He said "expect a miracle".

[ldf]

7. me too!

but unfortunately god was babbling in tongues and i couldn't understand a damn thing he said.

i hate it when that happens.

:grr:

[phylny]

8. God spoke to me today and told me

to look for my lost bracelet in the pocket of an old robe. It was there.

I didn't have time to ask for political advice. Dang.

[MGKrebs]

9. So how does that work?

Was it like a voice in your head? Or more like an external sound that nobody else could hear? Or did you just "know" it? Was it in a particular language? How was the syntax? Was it all biblical sounding with 'thee's' and 'thou's'? Could you have ignored it if you wanted to? Did you close your eyes?

I'm just wonderin'.

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. You need a taco shell or mildew stain for God to appear in.

Everybody knows that.