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question everything Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 01:15 PM
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Big Honkin' Horns Hit the Highway
Big Honkin' Horns Hit the Highway

Some SUV Owners Install Loud, Costly Air Horns; The Noise-Law Loophole

By MICHELLE HIGGINS
Staff Reporter of THE WALL STREET JOURNAL
May 5, 2005; Page D1

Jim Stevenson bought a Hummer H2 a few years ago because he liked its "Tonka Toy on steroids" look. Everything about it was macho -- except for the horn. After a bunch of boys on a street corner signaled to him to honk, and were clearly disappointed, it was the last straw, says Mr. Stevenson, an Orlando, Fla., real-estate agent. "You have this big beast, and you hit the horn, and it sounds like Mike Tyson talking," he says. "It's truly embarrassing." So Mr. Stevenson went out and installed an air horn in his SUV. The new horn is so loud, he says, that sometimes when he honks it, people applaud. An official at General Motors, which makes the Hummer, says "the horn the truck comes equipped with meets all the requirements for safety." Mr. Tyson's manager declined to comment on the boxer's trademark high voice.

As the size of SUVs and pickup trucks has ballooned during the past few years, so has demand for bigger horns. The result is a fast-growing niche business of installing extremely powerful air-horn kits, many of which are based on locomotive horn designs. Some of the devices can cost upward of $1,000 and clock in at more than 120 decibels. (Roughly the sound of a jackhammer.)

Some of the horns are so big, they require special wiring and the installation of an air compressor roughly the size of a microwave oven... Adding air horns to passenger vehicles is the latest fad amid a booming trend in car customization, where drivers are outfitting their vehicles with everything from flashy wheels to expensive flat-screen DVD players. Retail sales of automotive specialty accessories like these totaled about $31.5 billion last year, up from $27 billion in 2002. Add-ons "have become a necessity," says Fadi Ajam, owner of Big Boy's Toys in Elmhurst, N.Y. His shop installs air horns in 300 to 400 vehicles a year, Mr. Ajam says.

A typical air-horn installation requires an air compressor and tank, along with enough room for two- or three-horn trumpets -- which can be up to 3 feet long. Some horns have four or more trumpets, which are similar in size and shape to the ones often perched on top of 18-wheelers. The devices can be so powerful that people standing near an SUV equipped with an air horn can actually feel the blast of air.

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Meanwhile, the neighbors are furious. For the past few months, Jose Lopez de Zaldo of South Beach has been periodically awoken in the wee hours of the morning by what he thought sounded like trains. "I was very perplexed," says Mr. de Zaldo. "I've been living in Miami Beach for 15 years and never heard train horns." In response to complaints from residents, Miami Beach police have stepped up efforts to track down and ticket train-horn blowers. Noise-ordinance violators can be ticketed or even arrested for blasting a train horn. Catching violators isn't easy. In a significant loophole in many sound ordinances, blasting an air horn may violate the law, but simply owning the horn isn't necessarily illegal. That forces police to catch people in the act of blowing the horn.

(snip)

Write to Michelle Higgins at michelle.higgins@wsj.com

URL for this article:
http://online.wsj.com/article/0,,SB111525470647725357,00.html

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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 01:17 PM
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1. I want one for my moped.
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Beam Me Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 01:18 PM
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2. I want my own planet.
Not interested in sharing space with dick heads.
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 01:23 PM
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6. LOL! It Really Is Just About At That Point
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flygal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 01:26 PM
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7. LOL
your comment is so spot on. I will never understand these people who need the biggest, loudest, most extravagant of everything.
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sarcasmo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 01:19 PM
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3. The bigger the horn the bigger the IDIOT.
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Pool Hall Ace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 01:20 PM
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4. What kind of adult cares that much about what a group of kids think
about the sound of a horn?

Some people will spare absolutely no expense to say, "Lookit meeeee!":eyes:
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cosmik debris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 01:22 PM
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5. Penis substitutes
For those who don't carry guns.
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question everything Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 01:38 PM
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13. LOL. I once asked someone what's the plural of penis
his reply was: Arnold..
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mantis49 Donating Member (398 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 01:27 PM
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8. My husband went to a junkyard and
bought a horn from an old big car to put in the Ford Festiva he used to have. He was afraid someone wouldn't hear him to avoid and accident. (In that little crackerbox, he would have been toast.)

But that big horn coming from that tiny car sounded funny! LOL
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 01:30 PM
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9. "catch people in the act of blowing the horn"...
...must...NOT...respond...
...must...NOT...respond...
...must...NOT...respond...
...must...NOT...respond...
...must...NOT...respond...

:evilgrin:
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librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 01:32 PM
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10. I think they got the idea from my husband
his horn had a dashboard switch and an amplifier. He'd just turn on the switch and a BIG horn started--and didn't stop!

(can't tell you how many times he EMBARRASSED THE HELL out of me with that! I think that car is long gone now, thank goodness)
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 01:34 PM
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11. Talk about your giant fiberglass and steel middle fingers.
This is why I need to be allowed to mount LAW launchers on my car. That way, if I see an asshole like that... FWISHHHHHH ..... BOOM!!!
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 01:36 PM
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12. If they blow the horn behind you, hit your brakes
"The horn was so loud, reflexes took over and I hit the brakes. Of course if you are in a small car and the asshole is in a Hummer, do it at your own risk.
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Dora Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 01:48 PM
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14. Grrrr. My father-in-law has one.
FIL had one installed on his bigass truck. They drove down to visit us and their new grandson in February. (Jacob Donald, 2/3/05, a perfect peach!)

Their first evening in town after visitng with us, FIL and MIL get in the truck to drive back to the RV park. Mr. Dora, Son of Dora, and myself are in the driveway watching him prepare to back out when he just lays into the horn...

Son of Dora burst into terrified wails, and Dora was NOT amused. They visited for another two weeks, but I never again escorted them outside or entertained his "isn't it funny" discussion of that f*ing horn.

Forget about these stupid wastes of money and air. I would sooner install an RPG launcher on my Volvo. (Does anybody know where I can get one?) :+
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