Nostradumbass ... Bush's Vision

[BLUSH]

Nostrumdumbass (also spelled Nostromdumbass): has an uncanny ability to look into the future (without seeing what's ahead) and back in history (without seeing what's behind ... historical events). As the old saying goes, he can't see the forest or the trees.* Such is the comprehensive nature of his obtuity (sic).


The Vision Thing

Problem: AIDS
Solution: Abstinence

Problem: North Korea
Solution: Attack Iraq

Problem: Global Warming
Solution: Nuclear Winter**



Some men see things as they are and ask, "Why?"
But I dream up things that never were and ask Don Knots.

-- George Bush in 2000 on how he would surround himself with strong advisers to compensate for his lack of foreign policy experience.


Official Re-Selection Site For GWB





* or the shrubs
** and if that doesn't work, "wear sunscreen" ... and if that doesn't work, cut taxes


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[NightTrain]

1. Nice job, but...

...it's Laura Bush, not "Flora."

2. Flora and Fauna n/t

.

[BLUSH]

3. I don't know any Fauna Bush.

I once knew a Fauna Kate but she ran off with the milkman's truck. I guess that should be "drove off."

Are Flora and Fauna related?

(Maybe you're thinking of Fauna Hall, the girlfriend of Oliver Stone around the time of Iran-Contra.)

:bounce:

[AntiCoup2K4]

4. And maybe you're thinking Oliver North, not Oliver Stone!

It was Fawn and Col. Contra Coke smuggler that got it on in the shredder room, and although it could qualify as a conspiracy, Oliver Stone wasn't involved, to my knowledge.

[BLUSH]

5. Right, North.

I'm not too good with names. But I do know that Iran-Contra was almost a couple of decades ago. I don't see how it's relevant to the scandal at hand, Laura Bush's changing her name.

Anyway, how did you get that pic of Jack Lennon to appear on the side of your message? (Isn't that from the White Album?)

thanx

:)

[linazelle]

6. I'm So Confused <holding head>

You guys are crazy (in the best sense of the word).

LMAO

[BLUSH]

7. Decorated Korean War Veteran against Iraq war ....

I just saw on another message board a post about Colonel Henry Potter opposing the war. Bush is losing support even among the military elite.

[BLUSH]

8. The Bad News Bears Back In Breaking Training?

Yes, President Bush, you can count on me as part of your team again!

It's certainly not the A-Team.


One Good Term Deserves Another

Two life terms? I'll go for that. Welcome to Sing Sing.


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