Brand New Distressed American Avatar Images For All! Get 'em While Hot!!!

[DistressedAmerican]

I realized today that I was sick to death of my avatar image. While I have abiding respect for Brother Malcom, it really was time for a change I have had the same one since I signed up.

Long story short, I decided to make up a bunch (23 as it turns out)and make them available to you guys. I'm sure some of you are ready for a change of look.

If you are digging them, please give them a kick or a nomination to help spread them around...
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Here Is What I Came Up With:

- American Revolutionary

- Biohazard America

- Blood For Oil

- Bush Flippin' The Now Famous Bird

- Chimpie!!!!!

- Bush In Drag

- General Robert E. Bush

- Oil Vampire

- Bush and Osama (Sittin' In A Tree)

- Bush Pinnochio

- Bush As "New Saddam"

- Bush Returns To His Saudi Roots

- Bush In Sheep's Clothing

- United States Department Of Orthodoxy

- Dick Comparison

- Emperor Bush Coin!

- Abu Ghraib/Inquisition

- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

- Intelligence Failure

- Media Paranoia 1 (Falwell/Cheney)

- Media Paranoia 2 (Rummy/Mushroom Cloud)

- USA Patriot Act (Ashcroft Pissing On The Constitution)

- Dog With Sign That Reads "Bush Is A Good Leader...For Me To Poop On!

[Wickerman]

1. very nice stuff!

you do good work!

:kick:

[DistressedAmerican]

2. Thanks!

[mourningdove92]

3. Recommended....thats some good stuff.

[chlamor]

4. Nice-Can You

get this image as an avatar? This is what I wish for but can't find a small enough image. Let me know.

[DistressedAmerican]

5. I'll Hook It Up Right Now. Back In 5!

[DistressedAmerican]

6. Here You Go!

[chlamor]

7. thanx

Shall attempt to put it in tomorrow

[DistressedAmerican]

22. PM Me If You Have Any Problems.

I put some basic instructions in post #17. Let me know if you are having issues (well, with the avarta anyway)!:hi:

[DistressedAmerican]

30. I Dig That Image A Lot!

[Nothing Without Hope]

9. Wonderful! I have always loved that image of the young man facing the tank

It's the image of courage.

[DistressedAmerican]

27. AMAZING Image of Resistance! We Could Use Some Anti-War Protesters

Like Him!!!

[Mich Otter]

8. America's Worse Enemy

Who was America's worse enemy? I am torn between Robert E. Lee and George Dumb?Yeah! Bush. Time will tell how badly Bush has damaged America, although it certainly is worse than anything Osama or Saddam could have accomplished.

[serryjw]

10. Great work...How do I use as an avatar?

computer challenged

[DistressedAmerican]

17. Under Options, Go To The Edit Profile Link. There Are Directions There.

First think you have to do is save the image to your computer (right click image ans select "Save as". Once you do that go to options/edit profile. There are instructions there for uploading the avatar.

One word of advice, after the upload, to avtivate it tells you to enter "personal/987870 (or some such number).jpg" Be sure to copy and paste that right in. I was confused and figured they wanted the file name where the number is. Not so. Copy and paste exactly as is.

PM me if you are still having trouble.
DA

[Pirate Smile]

11. I love the doggy one but I don't know how exactly to upload it like

it says in the avatar section under options.

signed,

Clueless but very appreciate
Pirate

edit to add - I figured it out.

[althecat]

12. Thanks... that was painless :)

[Straight Shooter]

13. I love your avatars. It must have been "hard werk" to create them.

For now, though, I'll stick with my hero of the times, John Conyers. But I'm saving that "American Revolutionary" one for later. :thumbsup:

[Swamp Rat]

14. HAHA!

Especially funny after you've had a few. :beer: :D

[Valerie5555]

15. What did Bush say in the "middle finger" picture?????????????????

Just out of curiosity.

[DistressedAmerican]

16. To Satisfy You Curiosity, The Original

[Valerie5555]

18. A better message would be Fuck or F*** You America

eom.

[DistressedAmerican]

19. BUT What About THE CHILDREN? Where's The FCC When You REALLY Need Them?

douchebags!:grr:

[Valerie5555]

20. OMG someone ought to also complain to them about Laura Bush's horse

milking jokes while they're at it.

[DistressedAmerican]

21. Yeah Right! Did You See the Jon Stewart Bit?

If not check their website! It was hysterical.

[Valerie5555]

23. No but I did get the joke and came up with "Horse diddler in chief" or

"Horse fiddler in chief" as new titles for *.

[DistressedAmerican]

24. I've Been Thinking About A Graphic Of Him Milking An Elephant Trunk.

Haven't found the right raw images to work with. But, I should get on it again tomorrow!

Whether they know it right now or find out later, the repugs ARE BEING STROKED by this neo-con-artist regime.!

[kliljedahl]

33. How about

"Chimpy Horsewhacker"?


Keith’s Barbeque Central

[DistressedAmerican]

25. Saturday Morning Kicker!

:donut:

[DistressedAmerican]

26. ...

[DistressedAmerican]

28. Just Added A New One At The Bottom

God Save The Queen! Don't Miss It!

[DistressedAmerican]

29. And Another Of Me In Gas Mask Asking "Where Is The WMD?"

[DistressedAmerican]

31. Going To A Party. Please Kick While I'm Gone.

:kick: :kick::kick::kick::kick::kick:

[BrklynLiberal]

32. kick while Distressed is at his party.

[Swamp Rat]

34. kickypoo

[chlamor]

35. testing

[goodboy]

36. KICK!!!!

[Craig3410]

37. Great avatars!

I'm surprised the one with Bush flipping the bird wasn't already made. :)

[intheflow]

38. US Dept. of Orthodoxy.

:scared:

[DistressedAmerican]

39. Thanks For Kicking While I was Gone!!! Back And Buzzed!

Anyone want to say something about my mama? I'm ready to throw down!!!

[chlamor]

40. take 2

[DistressedAmerican]

41. ...

[Swamp Rat]

42. :-D

[DistressedAmerican]

43. LOL! Do We EVER Sleep? My Tequila Went Away!!!

:evilgrin:

[Swamp Rat]

44. Mine too

But I have another remedy right here... sssssssssssp... ssssssssssp! :smoke: :D

[DistressedAmerican]

45. Back To Bed With Me! I Got Confused. In it 4:20 AM or PM?

[Swamp Rat]

46. I'm practically crosseyed

I want to stay up and have fun, but the lack of sleep from all the exams and term papers is catching up REAL fast.

[DistressedAmerican]

47. Sunday Morning Kick!

[Phentex]

48. kick

[DistressedAmerican]

49. Kicking!!!

:kick: