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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-05 02:18 PM
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Randi has audio of Mule F***er Horsely . WOW!
This guy is not only perverted but crazy and DUMB!!!
A great spokesperson for the Pro-Life crowd!
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-05 02:19 PM
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1. He just admitted to having sex with men...
Edited on Mon May-16-05 02:20 PM by skypilot
...and "warm watermelon".

On edit: Actually, what he said was that if there was a warm watermelon out in the field he "might give it a name".
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dogday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-05 02:22 PM
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3. If you are ever at a BBQ with him, check for a hole in watermelon
Oh Yuk!
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-05 02:23 PM
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9. What name do you think he gave it?
Wilma? Wanda? Winona?
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-05 03:14 PM
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21. Warm watermelon?
Why am I suddenly reminded of the pie scene from American Pie?

:puke:
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-05 02:21 PM
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2. That was really sick!
eom
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-05 02:22 PM
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4. Horsely the horse f***er! HAHA!!
Remember a mule is half horse, half donkey=Does this mean he was committing partisan sexual assault.
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ConfuZed Donating Member (856 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-05 02:22 PM
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5. This guy has to be part of some sort of gag. n/t
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-05 02:26 PM
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11. Here's a picture of the guy.
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-05 02:29 PM
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12. Now visualize him, naked, humping a mule.
I wonder what the pillow talk is like?
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-05 02:32 PM
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13. WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!
Is that JOHN BOLTON?!?!
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kliljedahl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-05 02:34 PM
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14. My thought exactly
What is it with those big, white *y mustaches?


Keith’s Barbeque Central

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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-05 02:40 PM
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18. At this point...
...I don't think that I'll ever be able to look at Colonel Sanders in quite the same way.
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fob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-05 04:33 PM
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24. Yes it is! Mild-mannered raging asshole boss during the day and
Edited on Mon May-16-05 04:33 PM by fob
raging mule fucker at night! He's the perfect gop superasshole!

Please Kneel Horsley, run for office, please. I understand Georgia allows cross-party voting, so please all you GA DUers, VOTE FOR THIS GUY even if you have to write his name in (edit) in the primaries.
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Kikosexy2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-05 02:38 PM
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16. Ooooohhh...
Frances...Here I cum baby...now make your mule-orgasmic sound for me!
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-05 02:54 PM
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19. "OOOOOO, move that tail how I like it! Who's your daddy?"
Ya think he wears a condom?
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ohtransplant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-05 02:23 PM
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6. Get This guy on CNN! n/t
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fob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-05 04:29 PM
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23. Fuck CNN, get this mulefucker on the GOP ticket, either in the "top"
position or as VP!

_____/Horsley 08

or


Horsley/______ 08

If the voting machine is warm, wet, and vibrates, you might in fact, have sex with it! Then vote for HORSE-LEE!!!

Get this guy on the gop ballot in Georgia!
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ohtransplant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-05 04:33 PM
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25. I see a problem here.
It seems his best position is "behind".:evilgrin:
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rwork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-05 02:23 PM
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7. Could we get this
to the "Daily Show"? Sounds like good material for Samantha Bee.
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nittygritty Donating Member (155 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-05 02:23 PM
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8. OMG, i am still laughing....
"wait, was Alan Colmes just flirting with him?"

fucking hilarious!
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earthboundmisfit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-05 02:24 PM
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10. Sexual Abuser of Farm Animals Horsely ...
The dude sounded like he was positively frothing at the mouth! Frankly, I worry that the animals he sexually abused might've picked up an STD or two from him...
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Guckert Donating Member (946 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-05 02:34 PM
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15. I guess thats why the south always goes GOP???? they stand together with
their rubber boots on. :eyes: :puke:
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bvar22 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-05 02:38 PM
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17. He didn't just admit he had sex with animals,
He INSISTED ALL Red Staters had SEX with Animals.

I guess the story about Bush* jerking off a horse is TRUE!

Boy, that explains Zell Miller and the support bush* has in the Red States.
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Journeyman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-05 04:15 PM
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22. You know why they wear the cowboy boots, don't you?. . .
it gives them a secure place to put the back hooves.
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-05 03:09 PM
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20. She just had the list of things Horsely had sex with.
Dozens of items and people.
Hilarious!
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