If it were not so apt, It would be funny -JOKE

[aintitfunny]

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

The first said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost
7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

The second said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them and 2 years later he won a gold medal in the Olympic decathlon."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."

[tk2kewl]

1. Ha!

:rofl:

[aintitfunny]

2. My kid sent me this joke

he was raised right

[smbolisnch]

3. HAHAHAHAHA, that was great

I loved it. :rofl:

[carnie_sf]

4. Too true