Another amazing waste of the media and another step backwards in time

[Az]

The local NBC affiliate here in Detroit has a segment they call Channel 4 to the rescue. Its their version of serving the community. Typically it amounts to chasing down civil servants wasting time/money or taking on a business that screwed over a citizen. But they just did a peace on the most amazing waste of air waves ever.

Dogging. Apparently its all the rage in England right now. Dogging amounts to a bunch of people getting together on the net and agreeing to meet at some public park. Once there a designated couple make out in their car while everyone else watches.

They spent nearly half the news cast on this subject. How it was a great threat to America. Something had to be done before it hits our shores. Laws needed to be passed. People having consential sex. What will the children think?

And here is the kicker. They said we needed to get on the ball now because in England its only illegal of someone complains. And so far no one has complained. We have to make new laws NOW!!!

To summarise. There are people having sex in England in the parks in their cars while people watch. And no one is complaining. This must be stopped. Thank you NBC.

[dweller]

1. somewhere in Detroit, in a dark newsroom

is a newswriter with some serious parental issues...

dp

[Stinky The Clown]

2. Must be sweeps month