Is Laura threatening to kill her husband??

[Richard D]

[lonestarnot]

1. Well only if they shit turds in the shape of pretzels

[Qanisqineq]

2. that's a mighty big pretzel she is offering him

or whatever she is doing with it.

[lonestarnot]

4. I forgot about the pretzel choking until your post! Give him more!

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

3. WARNING--GRAPHIC

Made from her own yeast.

[Qanisqineq]

5. oh dang, ewwwwww.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

12. Ewwwww

[MGKrebs]

6. Why does she hate our freedoms?

[earth mom]

7. ROFLMAO!

:rofl:

Thanks, I needed that!

[Just Me]

8. HAR *choke* ACH!!

:rofl:

[mtnsnake]

9. You are all wrong. That is not a pretzel she's holding. Take a closer look

It's Zel Miller's left ear that apparently rotted off, and which Laura recently discovered about 3" up her husband's ass.

[rock]

10. And what was she doing 3" up her husband's ass?

Looking for Conderiza Lice?

[Generic Other]

11. "Pretzel, dearie?"

Hee Hee...