Bolton at the UN is like... (fill in the blank)

[G_j]

just having a bit of fun,

I'll go first,

Giving your money to a crack addict for safe keeping.

Letting a pathological liar speak for you in court.

[tk2kewl]

1. George Bush in the Whitehouse

[ck4829]

3. LOL. Beat me to it.

Darn you!

[tk2kewl]

8. There are plenty more of those all around this corrupt administration

Here's one now...
Bolton in th UN is like Rumsfeld running the military

[TornadoTN]

2. Like a whore in the church sanctuary

Oh, sorry, I forgot about James Dobson.

[jfw9999]

4. Bolton at the UN is like

Mike Tyson at a Yoga Seminar.

[oldtime dfl_er]

5. Satan in the pulpit

Evil, evil, evil.

www.cafepress.com/showtheworld

[saltpoint]

6. Dave Barry wrote that taking a baby to a restaurant is like bringing a -

moose to the opera.

Bolton at the U.N. is like Janis Joplin at the Women's Christian Temperance League.

[DrDebug]

7. Bolton at the UN is like a fox in the henhouse

[Guckert]

9. Like Hitler being on the Holocaust memorial board of directors.

[Hubert Flottz]

10. Bush can't even spell UN!

Bolton does not represent democracy! Neither does his Boss!

[Guckert]

11. Like Neal Horsley in charge of PETA.

"Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

[Guckert]

13. Or, Neal Horsley being a voice of the Christian right. oops. bad example

[Binka]

12. Fucking for Virginity

[Blue Belle]

33. You stole my answer!!

;-)

[Scout1071]

14. Ronald McDonald running an obesity clinic.

[Horse with no Name]

15. Pickles as a centerfold. eom

[tk2kewl]

16. PIGS IN SPAAAAACE !!!!!!

[Horse with no Name]

17. Charles Manson as a character witness. eom

[G_j]

18. you folks are good, ...spilling my coffee....n/t

[Individualist]

19. Limbaugh as an ACLU member

[HughBeaumont]

20. Michael Bolton in the R&R Hall of Fame

Laura Bush as MADD Spokesperson

[dogday]

21. Letting Michael Jackson Babysit Your Kids

:sarcasm:

[EastofEdon]

22. Fred Phelps in a gay pride parade?

[jfw9999]

23. Kenny G at a Jazz Jam

[Spazito]

24. using a blowtorch to light a barbeque

[im10ashus]

25. Bolton at the UN is like...

...having Ann Coulter in charge of N.O.W.

[oasis]

26. A turd in the punchbowl.

[DS1]

27. A turd in my transmission oil filter

[DS1]

28. A White-Mustached ASSHOLE in the U.N.

:shrug:

[immoderate]

29. Bush as a proof reader.

--IMM

[jayfish]

30. Hitler Being Mayor Of Jerusalem -NT-

Jay

[AntiCoup2K4]

31. David DuKKKe at a Public Enemy concert

Though the results of that might be fun to watch, actually.

[insane_cratic_gal]

32. Using Sandpaper to wipe your ass

[Blue Belle]

34. Fighting for Peace....

Tom Delay in charge of the House Ethics Committee.
Paris Hilton in charge of the Chastity Society.
Courtney Love in charge of the PTA.
Rush Limbaugh with a perscription pad and his doctor's signature stamp.
Kirstie Alley having a delivary route for Hostess.

[Lannes]

35. Ike Turner at a NOW convention

[Coexist]

36. Bill O'Reilly as a fact-checker

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

37. Like a slug in a sandwich or Barbara Bush in a bikini.