So many freepers, so little time...

[edbermac]

I read the Military check-in on the DU front page today, and for fun followed the FreeRepubliKKK link for their check-in, this is one of my faves:

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To: Gator101
I noticed . . . . our list is surpassing theirs
I haven't wandered over there but I suspect that there list looks someting like this:

Released several doves for peace
Chained myself to a redwood
Marched in D.C, beaten by a paton. (What's a Paton??)
Sat in a tree-stand for several days.

That's about all they remember in their drug induced haze.

201 posted on 05/29/2005 6:18:41 AM PDT by Bear_Slayer (DOC - 81 MM Mortars, Wpns Co. 2/3 KMCAS 86-89)
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I assume he's referring to DU, so I'll post some pretty pathetic excuses I've heard for not serving...

Had critical medical condition; an ingrown rectal hair...also couldn't find anyone in Nam to score me some Oxycontin...

Had to finish college to spin myself into an award winning Peabody, er Polk award winning reporter. Had too many female producers to sexually harrass. Now SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

Daddy got me into the Texus Heir Nashunal Gard; had to AWOL so I could really party-hearty...made up for it years later by dropping a lotta bombs on a buncha ragheads and stealing their oil...

Feel free to add your own excuses...:patriot:

[Fleshdancer]

1. because the black soldiers took all the jobs

can you guess who said that??

How about this: I knocked up my wife in order to get out of Vietnam.

[Submariner]

2. Tom "the Cockroach" DeLay

was the first yellow-bellied coward you ID'ed, and Dick "the Dick" Cheney was the 2nd coward you cite.

[Fleshdancer]

3. Wow! You sure do know your chickenhawks

good job Submariner! :)