Bush's Lie-Clock

[realFedUp]

someone sent me this joke....

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you tell a lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man. Pointing to a clock, he asked, "Whose clock is that?"

"That's Nelson Mandela's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he has never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man, "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's George Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

[liberal N proud]

1. Good one

[tyedyeto]

2. Hehehehe

:rofl:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

3. i remember that joke when i was kid

:rofl:

except change lying to masterbating and change bush to the person you were telling the joke too

[jasmeel]

4. Sent it to my mom! Tx! n/t