In the future, everyone will be Hitler for 15 minutes . . .

[OneBlueSky]

via Metafilter . . .

http://beautifulatrocities.com/archives/2005/06/in_the_future_e.html

consists of links to each of the following stories . . .

Rick Santorum compares Democrats to Hitler

Robert Byrd compares Republicans to Hitler

John Glenn compares Republicans to Hitler

Martha Stewart compared to Hitler

The Gallery of Bush=Hitler Allusions

George Soros: Worse than Hitler

North Korea compares Rumsfeld to Hitler

Hugo Chavez compares Spanish PM Jose Aznar to Hitler

Global warming worse than Hitler

"Look, he's a Hitler lover." Donald Trump on Pat Buchanan

Sharon is Hitler Clothing Line

Dr. Khan compared to Hitler

Madonna compares AIDS & Hitler

Ted Turner compares CNN rival Fox to Hitler

Ad Compares Taiwanese President to Hitler

"Those who support gay & lesbian families are no different from those who supported Adolph Hitler." Sheri Drew, who led opening invocation at 2004 Republican Convention

Sean Penn compares Bill O'Reilly to Hitler

Czech PM compares Yasser Arafat to Hitler

British Foreign Secretary compares Saddam to Hitler

Robert Mugabe compares himself to Hitler

"The actions of the Hitler-like district attorney & his storm trooper henchmen are reprehensible." Phil Spector

Archbishop Desmond Tutu compares Israel to Hitler

Rumsfeld compares Zarqawi to Hitler

"First there was Herod, then there was Hitler & Stalin, & today unborn children are being killed in their millions." Cardinal Joachim Meisner

Ralph Peters compares Howard Dean to Hitler

Ross Perot compares Clinton to Hitler

Hawaii ACLU compares Clarence Thomas to Hitler

Justice Scalia worse than Hitler

Smokers compared to Hitler

“What is the difference between Lomborg's view of humanity & Hitler's?" UN official denounces The Skeptical Environmentalist

Truman compares Dewey to Hitler

Schwarzenegger: Hitler on Steroids

Michelle Malkin: the Filipina-American Hitler

See also Hillary Duff is a Nazi; Compatibility of Hitler with Angelina Jolie

http://beautifulatrocities.com/archives/2005/06/in_the_future_e.html

[Dogmudgeon]

1. I'm Not Hitler

I'm not Hitler
I am the G.O.P.
Hitler left you
Years ago

I have no moustache
But Liberals I bash
And I don't care 'bout
No Master Race

He was your Devil man
Worse than the Ku Klux Klan
Your fascination grew
With each "Never Again"

And then one Election day
We took your rights away
And threw at you
Words of abuse
When you dared to compare
Bush to Hitler
Bush to Hitler

I'm not Hitler
I am the G.O.P.
Hitler left you
Years ago

I worship Jesus
However I pleases
And I don't care 'bout
Hypocrisy

I'm not Hitler

(after Jessi Colter)

--p!

[htuttle]

2. We can prevent that!

Inhale Einstein, Exhale Hitler

Science tells us
Everything must decay.
But matter is finite
So nothing goes away.
Everything that was Still is here
Redistributed And floating in the atmosphere

Inhale Einstein
Exhale Hitler
Inhale Einstein
Exhale Hitler

Little bits of Albert and Adolph floating in the air
Look over there, A piece of that frizzy hair
And there goes a bit of that Silly little mustache.
Hey you! Watch out now! It's landing in your beer glass.

Inhale Einstein
Exhale Hitler
Inhale Einstein
Exhale Hitler

Everything that was Is
Everything that is Was
If you ask Carl Sagan why, He'll tell you, Just because.
And when we die, We'll decay. We must.
Ask yourself, Would the world want to breathe My dust?

Inhale Einstein
Exhale Hitler
Inhale Einstein
Exhale Hitler

ooooooh Einstein aaaaaah Hitler
ooooooh Einstein aaaaaah Hitler
(Come on everybody and breathe in the molecules of that great genius Albert Einstein
and breathe out the molecules of that evil dictator Adolph Hitler)

Inhale Einstein
Exhale Hitler
Inhale Einstein
Exhale Hitler

(Ya' gotta get Einstein into your body Gotta get rid of Hitler, 'cause he's no good.)

Inhale Einstein
Exhale Hitler
Inhale Einstein
Exhale Hitler

-- by the Acoustonauts

[Hugin]

3. Allz I can say is...

BOY, ARE THINGS GONNA CHANGE WHEN I GET MY 15 MINUTES!

and how!

[mark11727]

4. From Woody Allen's "Bananas"...

Esposito: From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!

Fielding Mellish: What's the Spanish word for straitjacket?

[funflower]

5. You forgot the feminazis!

And, of course, Dick Cheney, who really is Hitler.

[Lannes]

6. So who did they compare Hitler to?

[Just Me]

7. *LOL* funny, funny, funny!!!!

:rofl: