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Wed Jun-08-05 10:59 PM
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Letterman Top 10; What George Bush can do to regain his popularity |
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Edited on Wed Jun-08-05 11:01 PM by xray s
Coming in at #2; Resign. (Mucho applause from the audience)
Personally I think it should have been #1
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Wed Jun-08-05 11:00 PM
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1. Please tells us the others! |
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Wed Jun-08-05 11:02 PM
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2. Don't remember them all, but one of them was... |
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Edited on Wed Jun-08-05 11:03 PM by xray s
"Solve the problems in Iraq, reduce the deficit, and find Osama"
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Wed Jun-08-05 11:04 PM
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Wed Jun-08-05 11:03 PM
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3. #2 is always the best one on his top 10 |
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Thu Jun-09-05 11:09 AM
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Top Ten Ways George Bush Can Regain His Popularity
10. Dip into social security fund to give every American free HBO
9. Use diplomacy to bring peace to Brad, Jen and Angelina
8. Try fixing Iraq, creating some jobs, reducing the deficit and maybe capturing Osama
7. Figure out a way for the Yankees to win a game
6. Replace his "country simpleton" persona with more lovable "hillbilly idiot" image
5. Use weekly radio address to give Americans a Van Halen twofer
4. Get Saddam to switch to boxers
3. Ditch the librarian and make Eva Longoria First Lady
2. Resign
1. Jump on Oprah's couch while professing his love for Katie Holmes
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Thu Jun-09-05 11:11 AM
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Thu Jun-09-05 11:13 AM
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7. LOL! Thanks! I needed that!!!! BTW... besides #2 I love #6 |
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Thu Jun-09-05 11:54 AM
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8. #10 and #1 are a blast too! (nt) |
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Thu Jun-09-05 11:57 AM
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9. the crowd went wild for option #2... |
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Edited on Thu Jun-09-05 11:57 AM by kittenpants
also, they liked #8
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Thu Jun-09-05 12:10 PM
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10. I wouldn't have been as innocently cute as the Late Show writers... |
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5: Give a speech from the core at Los Alamos 4: Leave the country 3: Blow dry you hair in the bathtub 2: Go hunting with Michael Moore 1: Go to Mars, like you promised
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Thu Jun-09-05 12:11 PM
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Thu Jun-09-05 12:16 PM
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12. Learn to speak English and resign without a twang. |
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Thu Jun-09-05 12:23 PM
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13. I just watched it from Dembloggers, and he STEPPED on no. 2! |
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he didn't let the audience continue their response, which seemed to be getting a big stronger as it went on.
He went right on to number 1, as if he were trying to quiet the audience down
anybody else notice that, or am I just paranoid?
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Thu Jun-09-05 02:38 PM
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but who can blame us for being paranoid?
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Thu Jun-09-05 02:34 PM
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14. LOL Thanks for sharing |
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