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maxrandb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 08:41 AM
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Freepers Longing for the Return of "Cowboy George" (priceless)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1428776/posts

Sorry to link to that site, and an NRO Article, but it appears NRO and the Freepers are longing for the return of the "weeee Cowboy"!

That's their explanation for the dismal poll numbers. They want "chimpy" to dress up in his chaps and go do some "brush clearing".

Makes me want to come up with a series of Ken Doll like figures. Cautious George, Cowboy George, Millionaire George, Curious George, Connecticutt George, Cheerleader George. Man the possibilities are endless.

From the article:

"Why is the public mood so defeatist? Some say it's because Americans don't have the patience for the long war we face and have grown too soft to accept the casualties we must accept to win. Jim Hoagland blames it on the Bush administration's "lack of serious accountability for lies, mistakes and worse in the military and civilian chain of command."

I don't buy the "soft America" argument. I agree that the administration is at fault, but for an entirely different reason: because Cowboy George morphed into Cautious George. Cowboy George was a bold leader, unafraid to take the tough offensive actions we must take to win this war. He led us in the first two years after 9/11, and Americans rallied behind him in numbers so overwhelming they made "soft America" all but invisible. But after our conquest of the Iraqi military in 2003, Cautious George replaced Cowboy George. Cautious George is forcing us to fight with one hand tied behind our back by pretending we are fighting against one country only. In fact, we are fighting a regional war in Iraq, and have been since day one. It's past time for America to acknowledge that fact and act on it. Time to make all the Middle Eastern despots who are pouring money, men, and arms into the battle in Iraq stop.

Other polls suggest Americans worry, increasingly, that Iran, Syria, and Saudi Arabia also threaten our security. They fear that by expending so much blood and treasure on Iraq alone, we may make ourselves more vulnerable to attacks from others."

Defense Secretary Rumsfeld has been asking President Bush for a go-ahead to strike back at Syria from the start of the Syrian campaign against us, but has yet to get one. The president's toughening rhetoric toward Syria in recent weeks suggests he may, now, be considering it; and the excellent new tone set by our new ambassador, Zalmay Khalilzad, reinforces that possibility. If President Bush does order military strikes on enemy bases in Syria and Lebanon, it would mark the return of the war leader so many of us cheered in 2001 and 2002 — the stand-up Texan who made us believe we can win this war. Come back, Cowboy George. America needs you.

Some Freeper Comments:

This is all true.

The sooner Bush and his political entourage stop catering to the weenies on the left, the sooner we can get on with it, finish this thing up, and bring our kids home. Bombing Syria into the stone age has many attractive aspects that benefit more than just our effort in Iraq. It would take immense pressure off Israel and would tend to further expose the wink-and-a-nod attitude taken by the Saudis toward terrorist organizations.

Let's get to it!

I like GWB and I respected him when he came out tough. Now I am a little disappointed about the way he handled certain things.

1. Telling the American people Islam is a religion of peace when all the evidence points the other way.

2. Ignoring our borders and leaving this country exposed to further terrorists attacks.

3. Keeping the people better informed about what he is doing and why. We can handle it Mr. President.

4. Not counter attacking the Dems when they spread their lies and disinformation.

5. Sticking up for our policies with regards to Gitmo

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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 08:43 AM
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1. Here He Is!
Edited on Thu Jun-23-05 08:43 AM by DistressedAmerican
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maxrandb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 08:46 AM
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4. Who Picked Out That Outfit??
Liberace????
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 08:48 AM
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6. I Can Only Assume His Momma!
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kiki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 09:23 AM
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14. LOL!
Motorcycle cop, Indian chief, leather-clad biker, construction worker, and... cowboy pResident!

"Young man, there's a place you can go, I said young man..."

(I found this while I was "researching" this asinine post: )
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Stand and Fight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 08:45 AM
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2. Morans. n/t
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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 08:46 AM
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3. Haha
I don't know what's funnier, the article or the Freeper comments.

Of course both are funny because of the loss of logic and common sense.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 08:47 AM
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5. "Keeping the people better informed about what he is doing and why."
LMAO . . .hey freepazoid . . . if he did that, you'd be screaming for his head on a platter.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 08:52 AM
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7. Lookin fer Cowboy George freeps?
Try looking under the horse.

:rofl:
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Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 09:08 AM
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10. You forgot an " 's " and " ass " at the end of your sentence
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 09:42 AM
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15. LOL good point!
A horse's ass under a horse's ass :D
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kitkat65 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 08:53 AM
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8. I was just thinking about how his cowboy attitude caused this mess
and all the what-ifs

• what if we had just stuck with our policy of containment regarding iraq

• what if we had worked with, rather than used, the U.N. to completely ensure disarmament

• what if we had full international support

• what if the soldiers in Iraq were sent there with the proper and much-needed equipment

Etc., etc. ............
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 09:23 AM
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13. What if the SCOTUS hadn't appointed the
Cocaine Cowboy in the first place?
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NYC Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 08:58 AM
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9. HA. HA. HA. HA.
They are slowly coming to the realization that they've been HAD! Bush & Co. has played them like pawns for 4 years just to get reelected, and now they're finding out they he doesn't really give two shits about them or what they think.
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kiki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 09:17 AM
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11. I love that list...
THINGS GEORGE W SHOULD BE DOING:

a. Strutting around in his flight suit again and letting the public revel in the sight of his mighty wang.

2. Being a stammering halfwit in press conferences and other public events.

6. Remembering whether he's supposed to be writing a list of good things, or bad things.

f. I'm thirsty. What was I talking about again?
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 09:19 AM
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12. Hey FReepdumbholes:


:D
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FearofFutility Donating Member (764 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 10:12 AM
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25. I love the bumper sticker!
:rofl:
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doodadem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 09:44 AM
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16. Another lie!--he's no cowboy either
Edited on Thu Jun-23-05 09:45 AM by doodadem
All hat, no cattle.

He's a post turtle:
"While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas rancher (whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle), a doctor and the old man were talking about George W. Bush being in the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."

Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post
turtle was.

The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you
come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post
turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued
to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't
belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you
just want to help the poor dumb bastard get down."

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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 09:44 AM
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17. Ummmm, George. You're supposed to ride horses, not masturbate them.
Edited on Thu Jun-23-05 09:45 AM by Cyrano
Or do you want to call Laura a liar?
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spooked Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 09:48 AM
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18. Remember, it's important that THE HAT is White
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warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 09:50 AM
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19. In a way, the nimrods are right
In fact, we are fighting a regional war in Iraq, and have been since day one. It's past time for America to acknowledge that fact and act on it. Time to make all the Middle Eastern despots who are pouring money, men, and arms into the battle in Iraq stop.


But does anyone seriously think we are going to attack Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Kuwait and all the others who walk around holding hands with Republicans? HAHAHAHAHA. The Saudis own half of the U.S.
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spooked Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 09:53 AM
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20. "If you're not careful, I'll step on YOU too"
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spooked Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 09:55 AM
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21. I always wondered what was under that hat!
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 09:56 AM
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22. the little bushturd is a regular Village People all by himself
Freeps won't be happy unless their fearless leader acts like Mussolini 24X7
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VaYallaDawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 10:01 AM
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23. Don't forget the flight suit costume
that's too tight in the crotch!!
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KharmaTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 10:05 AM
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24. Syrian Campaign Against Us???
Defense Secretary Rumsfeld has been asking President Bush for a go-ahead to strike back at Syria from the start of the Syrian campaign against us, but has yet to get one.

:wtf: Huh?

Which Syrian campaign? When did this start? Why haven't we been informed we've been attacked? Where's our trusty, loyal media?

Oh wait...this is from Freeperland...it's not supposed to be rational or logical. Just feel good for the bombastic and sadistic.

Don't these asshats realize how their cowboy's "bring it on" line is used by Al Queda in their recruitment brochures...along with pictures of Gitmo. Are they trying to help them turn it from a pamphlet into a novel?
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maxrandb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 10:26 AM
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28. "Did We Quit When the Germans Bombed Pearl Harbor?"
"Hell NO!!" - Future Senator Blutarski

Hey! It makes about as much sense as the "Syrian Campaign".

I better check. Since I'm in the military, I wonder if I qualify for the "Syrian Campaign Ribbon".
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KharmaTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 10:33 AM
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30. I Had A Satellite Glitch
On the History Channel, the Japanese bombed Gettysburg. LOL

Now the DSM pointed out (as some of us had suspected), the bombing of Iraq had begun in mid 2002...who says such a clandestine campaign inside Syria hasn't been going on for a while. Lots of signs point to it.

Cheers...
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FearofFutility Donating Member (764 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 10:15 AM
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26. You've got to be kidding me
"catering to the weenies on the left" ?! They really do have a warped sense of reality.:eyes:
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 10:22 AM
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27. I loooove this one:
Keeping the people better informed about what he is doing and why. We can handle it Mr. President.

"Yes, please lie to us, Mr. President! We can handle it! Do all your work in the dark, it's better for us if we don't know what you do down there.

Cheney wants to hold secret energy meetings? We can handle it!

Y'all want to "fix" the intelligence around "the policy?" We can handle it!

You want to cover up foreknowledge of the 9/11 attacks? We can handle it!



You want to lie about getting a blowjob? WE CAN'T HANDLE IT!"


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LynnTheDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 10:28 AM
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29. Hey you forgot Chickenshit George and AWOL George.
Those would sell HUGH!!!1!1!
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