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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 02:20 PM
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You know, technically I've broken every single one of the 10 Commandments
I feel kind of proud of that.

Is that weird?
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 02:21 PM
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1. Who'd you kill?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 02:21 PM
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2. You killed someone?
You are kidding, right?
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 02:25 PM
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8. Well, I am speaking technically
They consider abortion to be murder, don't they?
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 03:03 PM
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21. Cripes I thought you killed
someone's career with their credit report.:o
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 06:56 PM
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24. Nah, that would be more like suicide
Which in either event isn't a violation of the 10 Commandments.
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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 02:21 PM
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3. Have you coveted your neighbors ass?
Edited on Mon Jun-27-05 02:34 PM by brainshrub
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 02:25 PM
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7. and his goat
and his rabbit :evilgrin:
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 02:31 PM
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17. It's a pretty hot one
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Goldmund Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 02:21 PM
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4. Woah
Whom have you killed?
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 02:22 PM
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5. you sinner, you!!!!!!!
straight to hell, with thee!!!!!!!

:hi:
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gollygee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 02:24 PM
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6. What about the false god one?
How did you do that?
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 02:27 PM
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9. I went through a brief period where I thought Michael Hutchence was god...
:evilgrin:
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im10ashus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 02:28 PM
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10. WHO DID YOU KILL? n/t
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 02:30 PM
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14. Oh, no one important...
...just someone who kept asking me questions...

:whistle:
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im10ashus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 02:35 PM
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19. LOL!
I get the picture.
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donco6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 02:28 PM
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11. You are so going to hell.
And your little green winged bear, too.
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 02:28 PM
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12. there's only 10? Whew.
I can barely keep up with traffic signs, much less all that complicated thou shalt this and thou shalt not that. Harrrumph.

I'm a golden rule meets Asimov sort of fella anyway. Do no harm to yourself or others. Treat others as you wish to be treated yourself. Give a damn.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 02:29 PM
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 02:31 PM
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15. Hey, thanks!
:)
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 02:31 PM
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16. What are you proud of, Subdued?
Welcome to DU.
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 02:32 PM
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18. Pat Leahy is a kid bully?
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 03:29 PM
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23. Heh. I guess pride goeth before a fall applies even to Subdued.
:shrug:
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 03:02 PM
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20. Ya mean the 4 Commandments & 6 Voluntary Initiatives?
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Frederik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 03:06 PM
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22. So have you REALLY
made unto thee a graven image? :D
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 06:57 PM
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25. Yes I have
Though it wasn't for worship purposes...
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Kraklen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 07:09 PM
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26. Thine father and thine mother must be very disappointed.
:cry:
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 07:40 PM
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27. They've made their peace with it.
But thanks for the tears!
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 07:42 PM
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28. Do you get some kind of toaster or prize or something?
"Hey kids, collect the whole set! :hi:
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 07:05 AM
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29. I get double stamps with each sin now
It's pretty cool. Also, I get a free extra shot of espresso at Starbucks. Turns out they're in league with the Dark Master, too.
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