Idea: turn empty, abandoned Walmarts into . . .

[enid602]

fundie/evangelical/neocon/defense contractor conversion facilities. Such a facility might well be needed after *'s ass is kicked to the curb. In the conversion facilities, defense fat cats will be able to learn basic job skills so they can get a job in the real world. TV evangelicals and the fundie set will be given diction, make-up and hair extension/toupee maintenance hints so they don't come off as self-righteous bumpkins, and can more easily blend back into society. And all this in a former Walmart, in an environment that will be comforting and nurturing for all of them.

[LiberalEsto]

1. Free health clinics

for all the uninsured Mall-Wart employees

[Richard Steele]

4. Yeah, maybe CUBA would send them some Doctors!

We could just declare "Wal-Mart" a third-world nation,
and watch the internation aid start flowing in...
(and plant observers to TAKE NOTES on
how "taking care of people" works!)

[mpendragon]

2. more school space?

Maybe the building would be a good lesson to the kids too. Don't repaint the building, put in as few walls as you can, and make sure it looks like the carcass of a *Mart.

[enid602]

5. school

Yes, Jeff Gannon ps #69!

[Touchdown]

3. We'd have to buy them from Wal-Mart first.

At heavily overmarket valuations at that. Why do you think they're abandoned? Wal-Mart prices them too high to sell.

Now here's an argument for eminent domain.

[leftofthedial]

6. only after they all get out of prison

those who aren't executed, that is.

[enid602]

7. function

I don't know if executions will be necessary; they do wonders with lobotomies these days. Can people be lobotomized twice, though? I don't know . . . And brainwashing does presuppose the existence of a brain . .

[leftofthedial]

12. lobotomization also assumes the existence of a brain

not possible with most of these creatures

[warrens]

8. Where's the three hour beatings?

You forgot the three hour beatings.

[enid602]

9. Gulmart

Well, I was just proposing that abandoned Walmarts be used to re-edumicate people peacefully; you know, sort of a public service. Nonetheless, I do see the potential benefits of using these centers for punishment, as well. Sort of a gulag run by dems. That's it, 'Gulmart.' Why you'd hardly have to change anything in terms of logos and lettering. Hmm - - - who but us dems could think of a multi-site Gitmo-type re-training center that has a smiley face for a logo?

[enid602]

10. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

And this center, unlike Gitmo has the potential for financial self-sufficiency. why, think of the pay per view potential of Lyndie Englund (with cigarette and whip) vs the Rumster and the Bush-wad.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

11. Here in oklahoma, they already have.

There are several around here that are fundy churches converting the masses to the cult.
Duckie