for w's speech I bought 40 little flags & plan on waving them furiously

[mopaul]

come on kids, wave those flags real real hard out there in t.v. land and tinker belle with be alright again! you can do it! that's it, wave them real hard now!

when he walks in to the adoring military cheers and hoots, i'll have 10 flags in each hand and 10 on each foot and i'm going to become airborne and blast through the roof in an orgasm of pure patriotism and bliss!

[w13rd0]

1. I see your 40 tiny plastic flags...

...and raise you "Old Glory" cuppoard linings, "Stars and Stripes" drapes and a pair of slightly soiled "Bush Family Forever" tighty whities.

[mopaul]

2. well, i'm not getting into a patriotic pissing contest with you but,

you'll never believe where i put flag 41

[unhappycamper]

3. You gonna use poo flags or merikun flags? n/t