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BlueStateBlue Donating Member (470 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 10:43 AM
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So where IS Cheney the Dick?
What's the latest?
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 10:44 AM
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1. he is overdue for non-elective surgery
to have his head extracted from his ass.
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 10:45 AM
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2. At lunch.
A nice hot bowl of baby stew is on the menu. With their blood as the libation.
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aquart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 10:46 AM
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3. Now, now.
You know it's virgins, not babies.
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montanacowboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 10:55 AM
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4. Getting his second or third
heart transplant
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iconoclastic cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 10:58 AM
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5. Planning for how he'll pass eternity being bungholed by Moloch.
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 11:00 AM
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6. Resting in his coffin
until dark
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Dora Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 11:10 AM
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7. In surgery
extracing his foot from his mouth.

I understand it's been a long surgery, but it's in its last throes.
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 11:12 AM
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8. I thought that surgery was supposed to last 12 years
It can't possibly be heart surgery-- he has no heart.
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