DesEtoiles
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Mon Jul-18-05 08:04 PM
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Karl Rove is one ugly tub of lard |
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Edited on Mon Jul-18-05 08:05 PM by NormaR
Why doesn't Bush insist that Rove join him on the mountain bike outings? Rove needs to go clear some brush or something.
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SHRED
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Mon Jul-18-05 08:11 PM
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That pasty ass, soft handed whimp? He has been sucked up into his brain and left his body and heart/compassion behind. A bike ride would kill him.
On second thought....ride Karl ride!!!!
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Mon Jul-18-05 08:13 PM
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2. "I'm comin', 'Lizabeth" |
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"Ohhh...this is the big one. Hear that. Elizabeth? I'm comin' to join you honey!"
Rove getting off his fat ass.... :rofl:
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Mon Jul-18-05 08:16 PM
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I always thought of him as fat & ugly, but didn't think of a ugly tub o' lard.
Good one, NormaR.
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Mon Jul-18-05 08:17 PM
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4. No Bike For The Rovelian! |
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He is too pre-occupied wearing a dress and having a tea party with the corpse of J. Edgar.
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Mon Jul-18-05 08:17 PM
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5. I've known people as pudgy and seemingly homely as Rove ... |
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who were "beautiful souls" because of their kindness and charity to others.
Hum? Consider an off-shoot to what Dean Vernon Wormer said to Flounder in that classic flick Animal House(78'): Fitz to Rove as the handcuffs are being slapped on, "Fat, smarmy, and treasonous is no way to go through life, son."
I hope that Rove has used up all his positive Karma points ... it's due time time for payback to be a MF. <hope springs eternal>
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Mon Jul-18-05 08:19 PM
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6. Jon Stewart said Rove is the only man in history to haveflesh colored hair |
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Mon Jul-18-05 08:20 PM
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7. I remember hearing that Rove likes to cook -- his signature dish |
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being fried eggs cooked in lard or something like that.
I think Dick Cheney needs to stop eating breakfast at Rove's house.
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Mon Jul-18-05 08:31 PM
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8. Rove reminds me of that intern (Ross?) on The Tonight Show that Jay |
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sends out to do stuff. You could sell tickets to people to watch Rove clear brush - personally I'd rather see him have to break some rocks in the near future.
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