Today's Breaking News is that Bush will announce his SCOTUS nominee

[elperromagico]

tonight.

In other words, the Breaking News is that there will be Breaking News at around 9:00 PM EST.

In other news: Something interesting will happen in the near future. We will continue to speculate about what that interesting thing will be until that interesting thing actually happens. Then we will talk about that interesting thing for several days. Then we will host an "Interesting Thing: Looking Back" TV special that's sure to garner high ratings. This will be followed by occasional "Interesting Thing" anniversary specials.

Again, thanks for watching.

Sincerely,
MSM

[peacetalksforall]

1. Excellent. n/t

[paineinthearse]

2. List here and post links to "real" news that DU is tracking. nt

[paineinthearse]

3. * breaks IAEA treaty, wants to send nuclear material & F16's to India

See http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=1938900&mesg_id=1938900

The latest impeachable offense?

[nadinbrzezinski]

4. In the meantime this interseting thing

will allow us to hide the real news AGAIN....

[elperromagico]

6. But it's just so damned interesting!

I'm not at liberty to tell you what the interesting thing is but I can drop a few hints:

Jacko
Carnal Acts
Pony

Thanks for your reply.

Best wishes,
MSM

[petepillow]

5. P.S. The President would ask that you kindly now forget about

all other breaking news related to the Administration. But please stay tuned for the latest from Aruba.

[elperromagico]

7. We have featured much fair and balanced debate on Plamegate.

Using a complex rating system that involves comparing the decibel level of each debater, we have reached the conclusion that the conservatives have won the debate on Plamegate.

Therefore, there is no story.

Rove is a whistleblower.

It's not important.

Plame was not a covert agent.

Rove never gave her name anyway.

Joe Wilson is a liar.

Rove only received the info second-hand.

Did I mention that there is no story?

Thanks for your reply.

Best wishes,
MSM