What state should the fundies take in lieu of South Carolina?

[XemaSab]

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[donco6]

1. We got to GD many in Colorado already!

Somebody else take their share!

[seabeyond]

17. are you kidding. colorado is my haven away from conservative

living in the panhandle of texas i go to colorado for the feel of liberalism. colorado and new mexico

[donco6]

18. Well, I guess it IS all relative!

Compared to TX and OK! Got me there.

[NewJeffCT]

2. I say Northern Mariana Islands

After all, Tom DeLay says it's a paradise with no slavery whatsoever. We can sell it to the Fundies as they don't need major numbers to be a big influence politically.

[ironman202]

3. Texas and Oklahoma and Mississippi and Alabama

come to mind as particularly godawful cess pools. Let them have those and they can name it Jesusland and we can fence it off. Topped with razor ribbon complete. Then they can howl at the moon, and pray their fool heads off until they can whistle Come All Ye Faithful out their assholes.

[hobbit709]

5. Hey

I want them out of Texas too.

[ironman202]

11. the phrase, holding back the ocean with a broom" seems apt in TX...

[seabeyond]

20. we are already getting hte schiavo catholics in texas

why not sc. i think sc is just perfect. actually heard two men talking about it at a bday party for the kids. they were standing behind me saying, if this nations continues as it is, they were thinking of going there. i think sc is perfect

[Booster]

38. Made me laugh out loud all by myself. I nominate Texas for

obvious reasons and I am originally from Texas. Texas has given us more shit than the rest of us deserve and they can take up residence in West Texas where no one will ever see them again cause they'll be too damn busy trying to find water to grow something and most of them will be bitten by rattlesnakes - perfect place for them.

[hobbit709]

4. The state of Confusion

on planet Yahoo in the Numbnuts Galaxy.

[Catbird]

6. Florida

If they really are a righteous and favored people, maybe they can keep Florida from having so many hurricanes. Florida is a much better hurricane target than South Carolina.

If they aren't, maybe most of the state will be under water in a few years when the sea level rises with global warming.

:sarcasm:

[Pepperbelly]

7. Iraq?

:D

[Initech]

40. Hey, we already forced democracy on them...

Why not force religion on them?

[HockeyMom]

8. Mars

and Bush can fly them there in his flight suit.


Mission Accomplished.

[dogday]

9. Texans are not going to quit

drinking beer and raising hell. I don't think they would like it in the big city any way....

[napi21]

10. I suggest Arkansas.

They would have WM, and all the support businesses for WM. I realize they would brobably have to burn down the Clinton Library, but if we could get them all to move there, and ceseed from the other 50 States, I'd help Bill build another library, and it would sure be worth going back to 49 states!

[Pepperbelly]

15. Screw you ...

They can have Missouri.

[lwin]

41. I have to go along with Utah

It's a dead loss for Dems...the reddest of the red's.

Ditching Florida is appealing too, for obvious reasons.

[Lecky]

12. Utah

[Behind the Aegis]

13. They already have a strangle-hold here in Oklahoma.

[SemperEadem]

14. suspended animation

a state of suspended animation would be ideal.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

16. Well..... they've already taken Iraq... how much more do they

need?? I mean the cradle of civilization with all them holy places... they should pack today.... make a claim.... ya know, go over there and "civilize" them savages.

[KarenInMA]

19. florida. That place is already f'ed up.

no offense to the Floridians here, but c'mon.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

21. SC is perfect...it's da bomb

http://www.tybeetyme.com/tb/index.htm

[XemaSab]

23. word

n/t

[atre]

32. Not enough Electoral Votes.

nm

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

22. Texas. Take it and go away. And they can have SC too.

Hell, let's throw in MS and Alabama as a bonus.

[havocmom]

24. Jesus H. Christ, they've already got the State of Confusion

What more do they want?

[Horse with no Name]

25. I think the entire continent of North America ought to just get together

And let the progressive Mexicans migrate north and all the fundies can just move south of the border.
;)

[randr]

26. Does the Bob Jones compound still exist?

[XemaSab]

27. you're thinking of jim jones

n/t

[wli]

28. I don't see anything wrong with South Carolina

If there's a rethug cesspool worse than that that might also do.

[XemaSab]

31. South Carolina

is a very pretty state. I just hate to think of the fundies trashing it.

[GreenInNC]

35. let them have SC

Any state that would dare throw me in jail (several times), I don't have any use for!

[XemaSab]

36. OIC

n/t

[leftofthedial]

29. Oklahoma

[atre]

30. GOP wins Utah with 70 to 90% every year

They can divide the state with the Mormons.

[Carni]

33. North Carolina

No offense but I have big mouthed right winged relatives living there that are far from "good Christians" and I would laugh my ass off if they got what they voted for and pandered to.

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[OneBlueSky]

37. they won't need a whole state . . . Crawford, Texas will be . . .

quite sufficient for their needs . . . there's even a prominent "rancher" there who would welcome them with open claws . . .

[deadparrot]

39. You can have Missouri.

Not much blue here beyond the two cities on each side of the state. Maybe you can slice KC and St. Louis out before the takeover.

Just let me move across the river to Illinois first.

[delen]

42. North Dakota

It's empty and come winter they'de truely have something to pray about.

[newyawker99]

43. Hi delen!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[leesa]

44. I think they should probably leave the country entirely. They dislike

everything about it. Can't the top Charlatans afford to buy them an island somewhere where they can all sit around and hate everybody all day long?