drudge canned otrage of the day - helen thomas's joke

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

yes, this is appalling, but remember, we liberals have no sense of humor when ann coulter calls for us to be executed

matt buys his outrage by the fuckin six-pack
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REPORTER VOWS TO 'KILL SELF' IF CHENEY RUNS FOR PRESIDENT
Thu Jul 28 2005 15:32:13 ET

Veteran wire reporter Helen Thomas is vowing to 'kill herself' if Dick Cheney announces he is running for president.

The newspaper HILL first reported the startling claim on Thursday.

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"The day Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself," she told the HILL. "All we need is one more liar."

Thomas added, "I think he'd like to run, but it would be a sad day for the country if he does."

[Kalish]

1. let him run

and then watch Hillary wipe the floor with him.

[cynatnite]

3. He's a mean old guy

Who in their right mind would vote for him?

:eyes: forget I asked. RW nutjobs and neocons would. :freak:

[etherealtruth]

2. Helen Thomas rules!

[LSparkle]

4. We need to clone her to give the WH press corps a REAL spine

[Karenina]

19. Somebody gimme a link!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Did Ms Thomas actually say this??? Us ol' wimminfolks can get to a special place where we invite you to lick our asses clean!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Greeby]

5. Dick Cheney running for President?

I thought there were laws against running for a third term ;)

[Bunny]

6. Notice how Thomas said she'd kill herself?

A Republican would say they'd kill the candidate. They'd never kill themselves!

[etherealtruth]

8. ... or at very least ...

... they would say they'd kill all the candidates supporters. Worse: all the freepers would find this not only acceptable,but a good idea.

[Hotler]

7. Cheney is an ass-wipe and a fucking punk.

I bet he had to run home from school everyday just to keep from getting the shit knocked out him because of his smart-ass mouth.

[Straight Shooter]

9. Nope.

Cheney would hire a punk to beat the crap out of whoever threatened him, and then extort money to make sure that person never threatened him again. He would keep 90 percent and give 10 percent to his "thug."

I wasn't there. I'm just reporting like a Republican would.

[Hotler]

15. Sweet! eom

[BeHereNow]

10. I'm more worried about "them" hurting Helen

The den of liars don't like
having truthspeakers around.
spoils the atmosphere of hypocrisy
and deception they have worked
so hard for.
BHN

[AtomicKitten]

11. A Republican can't get through the day

without fake outrage or a gross generalization.

And I recall Bill Maher saying to Drudge when he appeared on Politically Incorrect (on ABC): "You just make shit up."

Also Drudge has a habit of saying "... like white rice" when I think he means "like white ON rice." Knucklehead.

Ps: I have read alleged Dems here at DU saying they would vote for McCain. Tell me that isn't true.

[Zorbuddha]

12. She should at least wait for the returns

It's unlikely he would win, if they count the legitimate votes.

[Zorbuddha]

13. ps I LOVE HELEN THOMAS ...always have, always will.

If we see Dick run, it might be a gift.

[Beaverhausen]

14. Can you imagine Dick out there kissing babies?

I mean come on! That evil grouch could never go out on the campaign trail and make nice with the people.

[TwilightZone]

16. I cannot BELIEVE that they're taking this seriously.

These people are even crazier and dumber than I thought. And, my opinion of them was already extraordinarily low.

Unbelievable.

[lonestarnot]

17. Run the beast, I'll give him a heart attack!

[dogday]

18. White House Even Retaliates again Helen Thomas

seen this before haven't we?

[AzDar]

20. Helen's in da house!!! She's a hero, imho.... n/t