B Calm
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Mon Aug-01-05 03:44 PM
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How many Bush administrators does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
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How many Bush administrators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1. One to deny that the light bulb needs to be changed.
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are "either for changing the light bulb or living in darkness."
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb.
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing under the banner "Light Bulb Change Accomplished."
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book detailing how the Bush Administration is literally in the dark.
8. One to viciously smear number 7.
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies that George Bush has had a strong light-bulb changing policy all along.
10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
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Mon Aug-01-05 03:45 PM
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1. One to choose a different lightbulb to change, one with more oil reserves. |
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Mon Aug-01-05 03:46 PM
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They want us to be in the dark.
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Mon Aug-01-05 04:07 PM
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3. Don't forget the one who grabs hold of the light bulb |
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while the whole world revolves around him.
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Mon Aug-01-05 05:52 PM
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4. This is so funny and so true. I just have to kick this thread. |
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Peace Wildman Al Gore is My President
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