Rafael Palmeiro now "Administration Ready"

[kwolf68]

Oriole first baseman and a thought-to-be lock for the Hall of Fame, Palmeiro got suspended for Steroid use today and his comment was he "didn't know how" those things got into his body. To quote Joe Pesci from "My Cousin Vinnie"...."Is that It?"

In his testimony to Congress he said, "I HAVE NEVER, EVER, USED PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS." This a total lie.

Seeing how "Raffy" is good friends with Dumbya, the time is now to move him into the administration. In short, "Raffy" is a liar and a cheater, but being a liar and a cheater isn't enough, you must continue to lie in the face of the most damning evidence...that's a true mark of a "Bush Man." Good luck Raffy....maybe we'll see you in Washington DC one day, but we won't see you in Cooperstown.

[OrlandoGator]

1. Bush is looking into making him baseball commish as we speak.

Time for a promotion!