The Miss Conservative 2005 Spokesmodel Pageant

[Bluebear]

Not your typical sexist pageant...which woman do you feel fully embodies the Conservative soul? Who best typifies what being a Republican woman in 2005 is all about? (There will be NO swimsuit competition.)

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Good luck to all our contestants!

[DanCa]

1. I am votting Golloum on this one. (Mrs Ohio)

Coulter is too easy (literally) but that band aid chick is in a close second. Can I vote for two?

[Bluebear]

2. No, sorry, but if for any reason the winner is unable to complete her term

because she is fighting in Iraq, for instance....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

[DanCa]

5. Well Gollum (schmidt) and Band Aid Lady (dont know her name)

Both hate the troops so Ill go with gollum.

[TahitiNut]

3. Let's see 'em without their dentures.

:puke:

[driver8]

4. I would like to kick that lady with the band aid right in her ass!

That stupid band-aid shit makes me so freakin' angry!! How dare they mock an award given for injuries sustained during combat. Especially when the boy king put his tail between his legs and ran.

Fuck you, treasonous freepers!

[DanCa]

6. My dad was a career marine DI

After they pulled that shit he'd said he'd never enlist again.

[CrispyQ]

7. Hey, that 'purple heart' bandaid is a perfect target! ``eom

[PassingFair]

8. My vote goes to "Other"

Who's got a picture of the holy roller in religious ecstacies at the Terri Shiavo scene. The one with the curly hair in the white dress...
Now SHE was a piece of conservative work!

Oh wait, here she is! In all her "glory"! Whatta woman!

[Blue Belle]

9. Purple heart band-aide lady...

all hat.. no cattle. More concerned with accessories than substance. This is the embodiment of the GOP.

[Straight Shooter]

10. Pat Peale with the Pig Appeal.

She is the archetype of the Republican woman who gets all the material goods she wants (yes, Peale lives high on the hog) and doesn't care who she tramples in the process. All that matters is shoving her snout into situations where she can grunt her nonsense and spoil the pen for everyone else.

I tell you one thing, no one looks at Pat Peale and thinks about "makin' bacon"

[Mnemosyne]

11. Coulter's a woman? n/t