"...so many rednecks wanting to liberate so many ragheads?"

[SHRED]

Play into their racist, violence, rhetoric.
Here is the "bomb" I drop now and then. Feel free to use it:

"Man, have you ever seen so many rednecks wanting to liberate so many ragheads?
Before the invasion I thought I heard you necks wanting to turn Iraq "into a sheet of glass" or a "parking lot".
Now you want our troops to die for them to have "freedom" and "democracy".

Wow, quite a change of mind!
Are you getting soft and fuzzy on us?"

Cheers
:toast:

[elehhhhna]

1. Rec'd for Greatest page. Excellent point.

[SHRED]

3. Thanks!! n/t

[elehhhhna]

4. If I were you I'd edit the title by replacing it with your quote.

Everybody should see that line. We need to start using it.

[SHRED]

8. This part?

"Man, have you ever seen so many rednecks wanting to liberate so many ragheads?"

[elehhhhna]

9. Exactly! You are so smart--look-- you have 3 noms already!

Way to go!

[SHRED]

10. Ahhh shucks...

:blush:
:grouphug:

[BlueEyedSon]

2. Like facts and logic can ever penetrate their minds

[The Backlash Cometh]

5. Here's another one:

When the war was in the early stages, a dittohead actually stated that we were out to liberate Iraq. I ignored him completely and continued along another course, saying if we could only have an alternative to oil, we would never have reason to step foot there again. He looked shocked, as if I would even question that Bush's motivations were pure, but he suddenly went dumb when someone picked up on my conversation as if my assumption was a foregone conclusion.

[grytpype]

11. If we didn't need the oil we could treat the ME like we treat Africa.

If we didn't need the oil we could treat the Middle East like we treat Africa... a huge ghetto full of non-white people who slaughter each other for some unknown reason, and who should just be ignored and left to their own devices.

Do you see us sending a hundred thousand troops in to liberate the people of Zimbabwe? Not in a million years.

[sam sarrha]

6. dont piss them off they are bad enough on Idle

[cdb]

7. Nice!! I like that action! n/t

[Inland]

12. As the "liberation" also ends up killing large #s, you get both!

It's a win-win situation for the haters: if killing lots and lots of Iraqis and stealing their oil doesn't bring democracy and liberation, well, at least we managed to kill a lot of muslims and steal their oil in the effort.

Eat democracy and die, ragheads!

[Ian David]

13. Three words: Operation... Yellow.... Elephant....

It's their war, why aren't they fighting it?

[getmeouttahere]

14. Yeah, sign up or shut up!

I love that!

[Ian David]

15. They don't even need to enlist. There are all sorts of ways they can help

1) Enlist
2) Join a "military contractor" (Mercenary) group
3) Get a civilian job-- for example, with Halliburton
4) Join a relief agency giving out food and books
5) Join a church group to teach Iraqis about Jeee-Zuss!

[BR_Parkway]

17. OK, those 101 Fighting Keyboarders just ping my gaydar to no end

that boy in the rear looks way too happy with his soldier buddy.

[elehhhhna]

22. They want to enlist but can't leave their little brothers behind.

[Fritz67]

26. You forgot...

"Don't pass up the chance to attend the best business school in the country"

[Gregorian]

19. SUPPORT THE TROOPS- ENLIST!

Ooh. I like that. I get so mad when I see those fucking magnets.

Support the troops- ENLIST!

Yeah! Thank you!

[Mr_Spock]

16. I love playing into their bigotry, then walking away

& making some snide comment about the bigotry of the right wing. It's so fun to lure them into saying their true feelings of hatred and bigotry and then letting them know that they have just been exposed for the American Taliban that the are - hehe. Good work BTW.

[SammyWinstonJack]

18. It boggles the mind, don't it?

They wouldn't give a rat's ass about these same "ragheads" say if it were a Democratic President doing the "liberating".

[goodboy]

20. if by 'liberate' you mean, 'destroy'...

[UrbScotty]

21. I'd add, "Sounds like a hell of a flip-flop." (nt)

[progressoid]

23. exactly! nt

[pitohui]

24. yeah they're all heart EOM

.

[Redleg]

25. I have pondered on this too.

Most of those bastards wouldn't piss on an Iraqi if he were on fire.