UFO's spotted over New Hampshire--Holy God, let it be a pre-emptive strike

[mistertrickster]

to overthrow our present regime and install one of peace and justice.

Interstellar aliens, I greet you with candy and flowers!

UFO Spotted Over New Hampshire Twice
Is New Hampshire being stalked by a UFO? Two people on two separate days have spotted what appears to be the same unidentified flying object soaring over the skies above Exeter.

The Exeter News-Letter and TheWMURChannel report the two strange occurrences. The first was spotted on Wednesday, July 20 by a man who would only identify himself as David, a 48-year-old Navy veteran and former pilot. The size of two aircraft carriers, the UFO started as a cylindrical shape and later stretched out to twice its original size and then suddenly and swiftly disappeared. It was silver and metallic in color but then turned to orange with flames underneath it. Although he did not share this experience with the local police for fear they would not believe him, David did provide a detailed account to the National UFO Reporting Center in Seattle.

The second sighting was seen by a woman who, like David, would only identify herself by her first name, Lucienne. She told the Exeter News-Letter that she saw the UFO on Monday, July 25 at noon while she was standing in a meadow behind her home. The UFO appeared to be long in the shape of a pill. It had rounded ends and was longer than it was wide. The object was ringed by dark spots that Lucienne assumes were windows. Before the UFO disappeared, she said just what David did: It stretched out to about twice its normal size. The UFO hovered for about 30 seconds. She claims she did not read about David's encounter with the UFO until two days after she saw the one in her backyard.

[htuttle]

1. Hail Ants!

[jackstraw45]

5. "...the ants will soon be here."

Kent Brockman: I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful
in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

[Greylyn58]

23. Here come the Zanti Misfits!!

OOOOOOOO...scary!!!

[Richard Steele]

2. Can I have some of what you are smoking?

[mistertrickster]

3. It stretched out to twice its normal size and turned orange . . . hmmm . .

comments, Dr. Freud?

[FreedomAngel82]

12. No wait you have to call...

Dr. Frist! We all know he's such a good person to investigate this! After all he did a great job with Mrs. Schavio eh?

[Clark2008]

19. Aliens are University of Tennessee fans?

Obviously, they took a wrong turn at satellite No. 340 because Tennessee is a little further south than New Hampshire.

However, I see they've brought their tailgating equipment just in time for football season.

(In case some of you don't get this, UT's colors are orange and white).

[Inland]

4. "To Serve Man"

Hey, why was that book in English anyway? Those aliens like a good pun!

[emulatorloo]

17. did you ever see this Tom Tomorrow cartoon?

One of his better ones. . .but I like 'em all:

http://www.workingforchange.com/comic.cfm?itemid=18548

[Inland]

30. "Wow! I TOTALLY did not see THAT coming!"

The endless ability of Conservatroids to surprise. Nice.

[FreedomAngel82]

6. Uhm okay

Are they here to take our leader? Please!

[dogday]

7. Beam Me Up Scottie

[mistertrickster]

8. And why do they go to the most boring state in the Union--I mean

if you took away granite, Dartmouth College, and maple syrup, there wouldn't be anything left . . .

[Big Kahuna]

18. Not true!!

There would still be cheap beer, cigs and fireworks!

[smirkymonkey]

25. Don't forget the duty-free booze!

[mistertrickster]

9. Stretched out to twice its normal size, then suddenly and swiftly

disappeared. And always too soon, right ladies?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

14. ROFL!

I guess it's the same everywhere, even in interstellar space...

[jackstraw45]

10. It's New Hampshire!! Aliens for Prez in 2008!

They're already campaigning I see....

:)

[misanthrope]

11. Wasn't there...

...a big UFO flap in Exeter a few decades back?

[Al-CIAda]

20. 1965, The Exeter, New Hampshire Encounters

1965, The Exeter, New Hampshire Encounters

In 1965, in the city of Exeter, New Hampshire, a series of UFO sightings took place which gained vast media attention, and became the subject of the book, "Incident at Exeter," by John G. Fuller. The sensational happenings were also featured in a two-part article in "Look" magazine. The remarkable chain of events in New Hampshire began with a man named Norman Muscarello, who was hitchhiking back to his house in Exeter on Route 150. At the time, Exeter was a small New England town of about 7,000 people. In the wee hours of the night on a cold, September 3, 1965, eighteen-year-old Muscarello made his trek. It was about 2:00 A.M. that this lonely hitchhiker first noticed an unusual light in the dark skies. The light became an object, which suddenly came from the sky towards the young man. The object was described as approximately 90 feet in diameter, with bright, beaming lights that appeared around its rim.

http://ufocasebook.com/Exeter.html

[darkism]

13. Exeter, huh?

"A peaceful relocation, I assure you."
"After the genocide, of course."

[The Revolution]

24. That's the first thing I though of too

:)

Of course, I've only seen that movie because of MST3K.

[johnfunk]

15. Extraterrestrials preparing for a primary run?

They're going to be well under the wire for New Hampshire's residency requirements -- although their presence may lend an entirely new meaning to "illegal aliens."

[Zorra]

16. Here to abduct Bu*h for an anal probe, to study earth's biggest asshole?

[Swamp Rat]

21. The National UFO Reporting Center has been compromised!

Do not contact them or you may end up with a Pod under your bed. Just look at poor Hillary! :cry: :scared:

[tabasco]

22. I hope it's the Canadians.

Please bring us health care and a rational government.

WELCOME ! :hi:

[AlienGirl]

26. I know the guy who runs the National UFO Reporting Center

Unfortunately, he's a fundie wingnut. :-(

Tucker

[Pepperbelly]

29. that's too bad ...

The site is useful. I haven't seen any gop proselytizing though.

[BlueIris]

32. WTF? Really, AlienGirl?

That seems like such a strange occupation for a person of that persuasion to pursue.

[QC]

27. Anybody got a Slim Whitman record? n/t

[walldude]

31. LMAO.... Mars Attacks! n/t

[pitohui]

28. long time ufo spotting area

they ain't going to do diddly or they've have done it by now, they've been in exeter area for decades sorry

think john fuller had a book on 'em

[katamaran]

33. I for one welcome out new alien overlords

I for one welcome out new alien overlords. They have to be better than our current overlords.

[BlueIris]

34. 'Kay...if they want to use us for breeding devices or hollow out our

internal organs...oh, wait. That's not all that much different than what Bush has planned/is already trying to do to us.

[entanglement]

35. "Take me to your leader..."