Fill in the blank

[ck4829]

"If Bush is a great President, then __________"

[CelticWinter]

1. why are there over

1800 American soldiers dead in a war that shouldnt have been.

[Ksec]

2. Im the King of Uranus

[hootinholler]

16. WHoo HOO My anus has a king! n/t

[DemInDistress]

3. If bush is a great president,then

Shit is a Gourmet dinner

[wakeme2008]

5. Does it have lemon sauce

:evilgrin:

[DemInDistress]

19. Sorry..

we're fresh out of "lemon sauce" however in its place we had a fine,"crude oil sauce" that always goes well with a gourmet dinner of shit,....thanks evil...you have a good sense of humor

[kwolf68]

4. Then

I'm the Pope.

[Mnemosyne]

6. I'm a virgin. n/t

:evilgrin:

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

7. I guess we're really living in Hell. n/t

[elare]

18. "And it's frozen over." n/t

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

22. Lol!!!! n/t

[KarenInMA]

8. I'm a unicorn.

[ironman202]

9. freddy krueger is a great babysitter

[Ksec]

10. shit smells like rosebuds

dogs meow

cats bark

friends are enemies

up is down

[dave502d]

11. Then, give me a bad one.

[Lena inRI]

12. then he's a monkey's uncle!

:silly:

[Tracyjo]

13. Bill Clinton was a GOD

[AtomicKitten]

26. You mean he's not?

Well, at least we know he's bulletproof.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

14. Then it's 1990... and he wasn't all that great.

[childslibrarian]

15. Why is Everything so F***** Up?

Why?????

[SalmonChantedEvening]

17. Pol Pot was a humanitarian. n/t

[DistressedAmerican]

20. ...Just Fucking Shoot Me!

[KerryOn]

21. why did he lie to me? n/t

[mcctatas]

23. If bush is a great president...

then Mel Gibson practices Judaism.
the Factor really is the "no spin zone".
Stalin wasn't half bad.

[Lannes]

24. Ashlee Simpson is Aretha Franklin in disguise

[mtnsnake]

25. OJ is innocent

or

the bear don't shit in the woods

or

the sun rises in the west