Congress going after a baseball player for perjury? Perfect

[fishnfla]

Just heard that Palmerio (sp?) is going to be investigated for perjury about his steroid use.

Those bees you hear are the huge buzz coming out of the mainstream media.

This'll be above the fold for weeks. Dead troopers still on page A18

[marmar]

1. They'll immediately start investigating a baseball player...

but won't begin an investigation about being lied into a disastrous war. And people wonder why Rome burned?

:argh:

[O.M.B.inOhio]

7. Now what if he asked press, "Why don't you cover Rove like this?"

[NorCalDem]

2. Moral Outrage!!

Moral Outrage!!

as an added Bonus:

Famous Baseball player and future Hall of Famer Rafael Palmeiro indicted for Perjury!!

Just imagine the ratings it'll get$$$

[Justitia]

3. Bizarro World. Bread & Circuses, my friends. -eom

[izzie]

Nothing can beat this Congress.

Just wild

[xray s]

4. America lets this happen

we get the government we deserve

[Bumblebee]

5. Well, he is a big pal of Bush's - so could've not happened to...

But you are right, of course.

[H2O Man]

6. I hope they

rake on professional wrestling next. These are the issues that matter the most to American fans, er, families.

[Disturbed]

8. Bolton's perjury is not important.

Nor was Tenet's. Damn, who else? My memory isn't kickin' in on this.

[H2O Man]

10. Funny you should

mention Mickey Mantle. Makes me forget the war.

[fishnfla]

9. link =goddamned it

http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/sports/article.adp?id=20050803191009990012


edit: great quote in there; 'if we did nothing, we'd look like idiots, dont you think?"

I think y'all dont need any help looking like idiots :eyes:

[cynatnite]

11. Put him in jail!

That's what I say. Along with Bolton, Rover and everyone else who lied under oath.

Think it'll happen? Nope.

[OneBlueSky]

12. a ballplaer lies? . . . hang him! . . . the president lies? . . .

ignore it! . . . or make the appropriate excuses . . .

thus is the state of our national government in 2005 . . .