Crankie Avalon
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Thu Aug-04-05 07:12 AM
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Try to invent the FOX News distraction of all distractions |
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Invent the story that will finally allow FOX and the other cable news outlets from ever reporting on anything else--like real news--ever again. The one and only distraction story they'll be able to run with forever and ever.
Example:
PARIS HILTON RUNS AWAY FROM HER IMPENDING GAY MARRIAGE TO GO MISSING SOMEPLACE WHERE THERE ARE LOTS AND LOTS OF NON-WHITE PEOPLE!!!
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Thu Aug-04-05 07:20 AM
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1. 10 MISSING WHITE GIRLS IN ARUBA... |
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They were in Aruba trying to convince their sister's husband not to take her off life support.
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
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Crankie Avalon
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Thu Aug-04-05 07:38 AM
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5. And, as if that weren't enough... |
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...they were making a Christian "Girls Gone Wild" video right before they all disappeared!!!
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Thu Aug-04-05 07:34 AM
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2. Attack of the Land Shark! |
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Thu Aug-04-05 07:35 AM
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3. CLINTONS! DEMOCRATS! LIBERALS! MOVEON! SOROS! |
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ARABS! GAYS! HOWARD! DEAN! ELITISTS! ANTI-CHRISTIANS! ACADEMIA!
Sorry. They already did that. Ad nauseum.
My Bad. ;)
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Thu Aug-04-05 07:37 AM
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4. Three words: MICHAEL JACKSON WEDDING! |
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Thu Aug-04-05 07:38 AM
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6. TO ONE OF HIS FORMER BOY-TOYS... |
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of course...they will have not reached legal age and the marriage will take place in a foreign land...
tP
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Thu Aug-04-05 07:40 AM
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7. NAMBLA REJOICES AT JACKO GAY CHILD WEDDING! n/t |
Crankie Avalon
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Thu Aug-04-05 07:46 AM
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"...we here at The Factor believe Mr. Jackson should be fried in oil while dead humming birds are stuffed one after the other down his throat until their beaks puncture through the walls of his stomach. And that's the memo."
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Thu Aug-04-05 07:57 AM
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14. PETA to launch protest at mistreatment of Hummingbirds |
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Also demands that the oil used to fry Jacko be vegetable based...
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Thu Aug-04-05 07:41 AM
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8. Shuttle crashes, lands on blond woman nt |
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Thu Aug-04-05 07:47 AM
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Really laughed at that one. :thumbsup:
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Thu Aug-04-05 07:43 AM
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9. Presidential Status: Still Critical |
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Origin of Virulently Pungent Athlete's Foot Unknown
Surgeon General Rueful: Desenex Won't Help Him, Prayers Needed
Steadfast and Sure: Bush Jokes, Plays Videogames
Pensive Twins Stay Secluded in St Tropez
Massive Interfaith Vigil at Reflection Pool Continues...
ABC Debuts New Latenight - "Bush Crisis: Day 436"
Cheney Bristles at Gatekeeper Charge - "Let the man heal, g*dd*mm*t"
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Crankie Avalon
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Thu Aug-04-05 07:52 AM
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12. Where's Laura in all this? |
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First Lady a pillar of quiet strength with steely, frozen glaze in her eyes?
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Thu Aug-04-05 08:10 AM
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15. Shouldn't that be "pillar of quiet salt"? |
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Thu Aug-04-05 07:54 AM
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13. "terrorists use stem cell research to build half-human shark |
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Edited on Thu Aug-04-05 07:58 AM by ragin_acadian
that can be trained to capture white women, or euthanize brain damaged ones"
eh, maybe that's too long.
try this: "bin ladin's 'sharkboy' captures jennifer anniston"
on edit: then follow it with videos of a sobbing brad pitt, retired generals, scenes from jaws, and stem cell research opponents.
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Thu Aug-04-05 08:24 AM
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A busload of 14 to 19 year Christian teens along w/ their lab retriever* pup is hijacked by french speaking gay Islamic terrorist in some red state.
Pup's name is Mr. Snuggles.
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Thu Aug-04-05 08:30 AM
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17. Famous non-white sports star accused of |
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sexually assaulting gay white steroid dealer nominated for federal judgeship.
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