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emdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 12:59 PM
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Along the lines of Jeff Foxworthy's routine"You might be a Redneck if..."
How about a "You might be a Republican if...." thread.

If you've ever defended a known lie by saying defiantly, "Well, that wasn't said under oath!" well, you might be.....a.....Republican.

Could a collection be used for Letters to the editor?

:dilemma:

emdee
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 01:00 PM
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1. If you say you support the troops, and then go vote down all the news
articles about combat deaths in Iraq because they might make your president look like an idiot - you might be a Republican

you ARE, however, a fucking asshole
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splat@14 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 01:01 PM
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2. If you're pro-life and pro-war.
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jillan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 01:01 PM
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3. You might be a redneck if you care more about the gays down the
street than the people dying in Iraq.

(I kept redneck, because most repubs are, imho)
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MadAsHellNewYorker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 01:02 PM
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4. If lying about your personal affiars is an impeachable offense, but lying
to start a war is AOK and totally not impeachable, you might be a republican
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movonne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 01:04 PM
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5. You might be a Repub if ....you blame Clinton for everything bush
does...
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Sweet Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 01:07 PM
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6. You might be a republican if
you won't let your 12-year-old daughter smoke at the kitchen table in front of her children.:D
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Tim4319 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 01:10 PM
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7. Here's one.
If you were ever heard chanting the words "fllllip flllllop" in 2004.... you might be a republican.
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kcass1954 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 01:39 PM
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8. ... if your concern wth life ends at birth! n/t
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