emdee
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Thu Aug-04-05 12:59 PM
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Along the lines of Jeff Foxworthy's routine"You might be a Redneck if..." |
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How about a "You might be a Republican if...." thread.
If you've ever defended a known lie by saying defiantly, "Well, that wasn't said under oath!" well, you might be.....a.....Republican.
Could a collection be used for Letters to the editor?
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Thu Aug-04-05 01:00 PM
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1. If you say you support the troops, and then go vote down all the news |
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articles about combat deaths in Iraq because they might make your president look like an idiot - you might be a Republican
you ARE, however, a fucking asshole
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splat@14
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Thu Aug-04-05 01:01 PM
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2. If you're pro-life and pro-war. |
jillan
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Thu Aug-04-05 01:01 PM
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3. You might be a redneck if you care more about the gays down the |
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street than the people dying in Iraq.
(I kept redneck, because most repubs are, imho)
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Thu Aug-04-05 01:02 PM
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4. If lying about your personal affiars is an impeachable offense, but lying |
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to start a war is AOK and totally not impeachable, you might be a republican
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movonne
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Thu Aug-04-05 01:04 PM
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5. You might be a Repub if ....you blame Clinton for everything bush |
Sweet Freedom
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Thu Aug-04-05 01:07 PM
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6. You might be a republican if |
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you won't let your 12-year-old daughter smoke at the kitchen table in front of her children.:D
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Thu Aug-04-05 01:10 PM
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If you were ever heard chanting the words "fllllip flllllop" in 2004.... you might be a republican.
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Thu Aug-04-05 01:39 PM
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8. ... if your concern wth life ends at birth! n/t |
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