The Bob Novak Appreciation Thread

[Mabus]

Thank you Bob for helping to keep the outing of Valerie Plame Wilson (by Bush administration officials and lackeys in retaliation for her husband's editorial that refused to back the false accusations of the need for war on Iraq) on the front burners for at least another news cycle. Finally, your career has amounted to something that the rest of us can be proud of.
:toast:

In addition, your childish antics also reminded many people of the 2000 stolen election because you walked out during a Katherine Harris segment and few people empitomize GOP corruption like the Whore of Babylon herself. She, for me, will always be the poster child (or should that be bastard child) of voter suppression.

:toast:

May this shining moment in your career be your last.

:toast: :party: :toast: :party: :toast:

[BlueWolff]

1. Yep Thanks NOVAKULA!!

LMAO.....We won't have to look at him at CNN for a while, maybe NEVER

[Raiden]

2. Drinks are on me!

lol

:toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast:

[MrScorpio]

3. Novakula is such a joy to watch...

What a shame that he got his wrinkled ass suspended from CNN

Jesus loves ya, Bob!

:loveya:

[annabanana]

4. many thanks

for that very public pouting...SO sorry that you're not invited into the drawing rooms of the RW elite anymore, now that they all know you rolled over and exposed creepy crawly Rovian putrescence beneath..

[Swamp Rat]

5. It's not easy being green...

... goo. :D

[Hubert Flottz]

8. Bob looks like Bush's 'Pet Goat'!

Evil is, is EVIL does! * Deepgoat?

[Swamp Rat]

9. HAHAHA!

"Deepgoat!" :rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

11. LeatherLips! (LeatherSmirk)

Very Nise!

Texas Chain-Saw Diplomacy in action 24/7!

Edit...LeatherBush?

[MadisonProgressive]

21. That's actually one of the more flattering pics I've seen of the

Prince of Darkness...

[Azathoth]

6. Thanks Bob! Break a hip...er, leg!

:toast: :toast:

[Hubert Flottz]

7. I'd send him some Denture Cream...

but I'll bet he uses Preparation-H instead!(shrinks loose dentures and hemorrhoids) Stops any old painful, itchy a$$hole, in it's tracks!

Mad Bob Novak may bodily attack you, the same way he mugged the poor guy in New Hampshire during "Campaign 2004", if you dare to question his patriotism, or the lack of it! Bob slobbers at the mouth and pounces on folks, so I think it's safe to ass-ume that the guy is a more than RABID REpigLICAN! Bob's too damned ugly to go to jail!

[mopaul]

10. Bob "Bullshit" Novak...i just had to say that........n/t

[Tesla]

12. Thats a good one.......

Maybe that will be his prison handle!!!

"Come 'ere Bullshit, and bend over"

[Hubert Flottz]

14. Big Bubba couldn't even raise a boinger for the likes of Bad Bob

Bubba would have to be a hard core necrophiliac to hit on Bob!

[wryter2000]

31. I like that

May Bob "Bullshit" Novak go Cheney himself. :woohoo:

[tavalon]

13. ROFLMAO

I saw the title and went, "Huh, what the fuck?".

This is priceless.

I never thought appreciation and Bob Novak would ever, ever be in the same sentence. Thank you for making me see the error of my way.

[Barad Simith]

15. Don't thank Bob Novak...

...thank Jack Daniels.

:toast:

[Pystoff]

16. Oh thank you so much Bob

Funny my local news this morning (sinclair affiliate) said ole Bob was canned as I gone fer good hehe. Lets hope so!

:toast: Cheers Bob!

[underpants]

17. This is BULLSHIT!!!

Those photos of Katherine were DOCTORED and COLORIZED she said so on Hannity's show!!!!

[symbolman]

18. And thanks for not hurting me Bob.. Just leave the dentures on the desk..

Takebackthemedia.com filed Assault charges on Novak Jan 27th Here's Video

Wow. He's lost it again - just saw the footage on CNN and we at Takebackthemedia.com are NOT surprised. Novak has actually ATTACKED people before and then Lied about what happened to the Washington Post - We know, we were THERE when it happened, I actually caught Brad Carr, the man who was assaulted by Novak.


Watch the video here: http://web.takebackthemedia.com/geeklog/public_html/staticpages/index.php?page=20050805004552146


Here's what we posted back in January 2004 about the assault.


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A Take Back the Media SCOOP - Novak savagely attacks onlooker at New Hampshire Primaries.


From Takebackthemedia.com on January 27th, 2004 --


CNN has created massive coverage of the New Hampshire Primaries - bringing with them on their gaudy Election 2004 bus a host of their news anchors, including one Robert Novak - who is most well known for his obfuscating on CROSSFIRE.


Remember Robert Novak? He's the source of the Valerie Plame CIA outing in the media and has never been called to task for what appears to be a rather substantial breaking of Federal LAW.


As of this date, for nearly 100 days no one in this administration has wanted to touch this - for apparently someone high in the Bush administration has to have passed this information along to Novak, and whoever did that may be culpable legally as well.


It looks like there is some movement in that direction - a Grand Jury is being empaneled for this purpose. To me if looks like Novak is screwed either way. If he tells WHO gave him that information - he has no credibility - if he DOESN'T talk, he may be jailed. He may be jailed anyway - as I understand it (and I am not a lawyer) this is a CRIME.


So it would make sense that Novak is worried - perhaps to the point of losing his cool or his mind - which he did on January 27 outside of the Merrick Restaurant at about 5:15 pm. I was there, I saw it - I even caught the guy that Novak attacked.


I can't get the image out of my mind. Novak looked like a little caged animal - fist locked and *censored*ed back, he wasn't through with his victim before getting hustled off and onto the bus.


How did we get to this moment?




Trying to Contact Olbermann show and let him know about this, anyone who wants to post this to his blog or contact him about I'd appreciate it.

[wryter2000]

32. He attacked someone?

Somehow, I picture Montgomery Burns struggling to lift his fist and then ordering Smithers to do it for him.

[Vinnie From Indy]

19. The Best Novak WALK-OFF Analysis Yet!

This was from DUer Richardo on another thread. It was so good I had to repost it here. Richardo describes the "internal dialogue" going on in Novak's head during his blow up and skeedaddle.


<<
...and when he gets up to leave. Just long enough for a gin-sodden brain to have the following internal dialogue:

"That WAS bullshit!"
"I agree with you."
"So what do we do about it?"
"I don't know about you, but I'm getting the f*ck out of here."
"I'm with you. Bastard tries to rag me on national TV."
"Let's stand up. Now how do you disconnect this mike?"
"OK legs: Left right left right left right...."
>>

Hilarious!

[Richardo]

41. Thanks Vinnie!

:)

[smoogatz]

20. He was hammered.

I haven't seen anyone that obviously drunk on national TV since Ed McMahon on the Tonight Show. The guy could barely talk. Four martinis, minimum.

[Pacifist Patriot]

22. I agree. I just watched the clip.

His comments about suffering the same fate as Katherine Harris were delivered in a rather bizarre manner. I too think he'd had a four+ martini lunch.

[quisp]

23. May the Prince of Darkness...

decide to "retire to spend more time with his family."

[Mabus]

33. LOL

That's usually the excuse, isn't it? I hope his family releases a statement that "This is bullshit. Bob Novak's family doesn't want to spend more time with him."

[PurityOfEssence]

40. Too funny

Thanks for that.

[Fly by night]

24. Spoiled, whining, mutt-faced Novak. Comeuppance, thy song is sweet.

But at least he allowed us a parting glimpse of his better half (the aft half) as he left the set.

Bu-bye, blubbering Bob -- it's been real (painful) to know you.

[LeftyElvis]

25. I have one word for Novak:

dick

[Talismom]

26. I know that this is one silly episode that is likely to just blow away

in a couple days...but I am feeling so elated and hopeful! I can't explain it, but it feels to me like the beginning of the fall of the neocon house of cards. I just have this intuition that the tide is turning and all their influence and money can not stop it.

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

:party: :party: :party: :party: :party:

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

[DemonFighterLives]

27. Shilling for the administration has taken it's toll

There was a time when Bob was not so bad on crossfire when Kinsley was there.
Thanks for the memories Bob and saying again to the Young Americans that you did not support the war. That is a tiny bit of conscience shining through.
I didn't see the whole video, but Novak looked dead on his feet at the beginning.
Go home and Chill out Bob, but if you are guilty in the Plame case, chill out in prison. If you have helped the Grand Jury out the criminals, then you may have a leg to stand on yet.

[dave123williams]

28. Really great that his implosion happened with Harris's face adjacent...

Really, really funny.

[lonestarnot]

30. I lived to see the day! Happy fucking day!

[Mabus]

34. Did Harris make Novak's head explode?

I mean, damn. If I had to see giant pictures of Katherine Harris on a television screen AND I had to defend her, I'd lose it too!

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[lonestarnot]

29. Woo Damn Whoo!

:party: :toast: :bounce:

[ribrepin]

35. I think we should take up a collection and send flowers

Sign it from the the grateful liberals at Democratic Underground for your courage in first writing an editorial telling the whole world what Carl Rove was slithering around telling people. And for duty above and beyond when he made sure the story came back to life after the Herculean effort by the Bush administration to divert attention.

Thank you Bob--have another on me!!!

[Hello_Kitty]

36. That is so true

The Neo-Cons should really pick their mouthpieces a little more carefully.

[Mabus]

37. Only if they are dead flowers

or a funeral arrangement.

[meppie-meppie not]

38. HEAR, HEAR!

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[mvd]

39. Thank you for..

showing Focus on the Family and those complainers about Janet Jackson to be hypocrites, too!