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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:01 AM
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AUDIO: Howard Stern prank phone call proved Peter Jennings an empty suit
After the low speed chase of OJ, a Howard Stern listener made a prank phone caller to Peter Jennings pretending to be OJ's neighbor, using a painfully obvious Amos-n-Andy black voice. Jennings talked to the guy for several minutes, and didn't know it was fake until a sportscaster (who Mike Royko referred to as the retarded cousins of journalists) explained it to him.

Don't mourn this sack of shit. He was an empty suit who was very well paid for reading a teleprompter.

mp3:

http://mcraeclan.com/Graeme/ISeeOJ.mp3

real audio:

http://mcraeclan.com/w/Ojstern.ram


TRANSCRIPT:

http://mcraeclan.com/Graeme/PhonyPhoneCalls.htm

Jennings: We have on the phone with us as well Robert Higgins, who lives in the neighborhood and is on the ground and can see inside the van. Mr. Higgins.

Caller: Ah, yeass, ah, how are you?

Jennings: Ah, just about as tense as you are, sir.

Caller: Oh, my Lord, this is quite tenses.

Jennings: What can you see?

Caller: Ah, what I'm lookin' at ri' now is I'm lookin' at the van, and I see OJ kinna' slouchin' down lookin' very very upset. Now lookee here, he look very upset. I don' know what gon' be doin'.

Jennings: Can you... can you... can you see him doing anything specific? Is he merely sitting there?

Caller: He is just a-sittin' 'round, you know, just a-lookin' like he be very nervous

Jennings: Can you hear anything, Mr. Higgins?

Caller: It's just too much commotion, I here in the back of a news van, so I can' really hear that goo' but I can see it all. An' I see OJ. I see OJ, man, and he looks scared. An' I would be scared 'cause there's cops all deep in this.

Jennings: Thank you, Mr. Higgins.

Caller: An' Bobba Bouey to y'all!

Jennings: The driveway of O. J. Simpson's home in Brentwood... Clearly an effort being made to have him come out of the vehicle... In the doorway of the house: his friend, Al Cowlings...

Michaels: Peter, by the way, just for the record, this is Al Michaels. That was a totally farsical call.

Caller: Ah!

Jennings: Ahm.

Michaels: Lest anybody think that that was somebody who was truly across the street that was not. He said something in code at the end that's indicitave of the mentioning of the name of a certain radio talk show host.

caller: Ah!

Jennings: OK, thanks.

Michaels: He was not there.

Jennings: OK, we have them on every coast. Thank you very much.

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JI7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:03 AM
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1. you can't be serious
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Syrinx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:05 AM
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2. why do you want to mock a guy that just died
Edited on Mon Aug-08-05 02:07 AM by Syrinx
Because he was pranked by an idiot like Howard Stern? Big deal.

And I guess you don't remember the reporting that "empty suit" did from Vietnam?
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LincolnMcGrath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:08 AM
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4. Stern did not prank him.
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Syrinx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:14 AM
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10. oh yeah
It was Cap'n Janks wasn't it?
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Caleb Donating Member (251 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:08 AM
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3. Come on...
He just died. I greatly respected Mr. Jennings and will mourn his death.
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Hello_Kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:08 AM
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5. I, for one, won't mourn Stern's death too deeply.
But I won't bring up all the disagreeable things he's said/done right after it happens.
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LincolnMcGrath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:09 AM
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6. See post # four
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Dickie Flatt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:11 AM
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7. Jennings is prank called, doesn't get it. Thus: piss on grave
What the fuck?
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:13 AM
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shawmut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:20 AM
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13. .
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Teaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:14 AM
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9. The call was funny...
at the time I head it on the still-nascent internet. Couldn't stop laughing.

I'm not sure I'd bring it up now though, and use it to slam the guy, even though I never liked him.

Ah well, everyone makes different decisions.
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:20 AM
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12. I've heard that thing many times, and ALWAYS laugh
it was Al Micheals who wised Jennings up

and the voice was SO obviously a bad bad bad impersonation of even Amos/Andy that it was simply astonishing that Jennings didn't catch on, even though the call was VERY lengthy

the only thing along those lines I've heard that was better was when the same guy (Capt. Jenks; sp?) called Brian Williams and claimed to be the Paris Bureau Chief of Newsweek, when Lady Di crashed

he kept Williams on the air for quite awhile, with bogus details of the crash, and then got to say TWO times that the reason they were driving so fast was that they were rushing to the video store to get the newly released Private Parts, by Howard Stern

Williams kept uhhing, and ahhing, and uhhing throughout...totally bumfoozled, and had to be made aware by somebody in his earpiece

I have to rate that one as more entertaining than the OJ bit, mainly cause I REALLY could never stand Williams, and to see his veneer of cool so totally smashed was most gratifying
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LincolnMcGrath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:23 AM
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16. I heard the Captain Jenks / Lady Di call live!
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:18 AM
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11. .
:popcorn:
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:21 AM
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14. hey swamp rat.....do you have a collection of your myriad
pictures?

that would be swell

thx
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LincolnMcGrath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:21 AM
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15. Get your a** to bed Truthseeker!
The next Malloy Show starts in 18+ hours!
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:26 AM
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17. LOL! I'm a vampire!
:hi: It's noon for me! :D

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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:27 AM
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18. I watched that, I remember that, and I think your post is weak.
Dancing on Peter Jenning's grave because he was pranked by some idiot Howard Stern listener during a live broadcast?

For that, we shouldn't mourn his death?

Screw you.
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The Magistrate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:27 AM
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19. Locking
Imflammatory.

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