We're here! We're queer! We don't want anymore bears!

[Modem Butterfly]

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wire/newjersey/ny-bc-nj--bear-freezones0807aug07,0,2265161.story?coll=ny-region-apnewjersey

TRENTON, N.J. -- New Jersey wildlife officials are considering a plan to create bear-free zones as a way to manage the state's surging black bear population.

The unusual approach would make urban and other densely populated areas off-limits to bears and restrict the bruin population in regions such as southern New Jersey, where the bears are far less plentiful than in the state's mountainous northwest region.

"Most people agree, you don't want bears in areas like Hudson County, Union County and Middlesex County _ all urban areas with no real habitat for bears," Len Wolgast, a wildlife biology professor and member of the state's Fish and Game Council, told The Sunday Star-Ledger of Newark.

Are these people getting louder or dumber?

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

1. If I told you this rock kept away Tigers would you buy it?

How does it work?

It doesn't, but do you see any tigers?

hummm....how much?

[Modem Butterfly]

2. Let the bears pay the bear tax! I pay the Homer tax!

That's the HOME OWNERS tax!

D'ohh!

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

4. thats one of my most favorite Homer/Lisa dialogs

:rofl:

:hi:

[nyhuskyfan]

6. "...and a tax on those puffy directors pants."

"But we aren't wearing puffy pants."

"I mean there's a tax for NOT wearing puffy pants."

[Modem Butterfly]

7. Life Imitates Art, or at least The Simpsons.

[warrens]

3. No blacks, no bears, no Irish????

Or are they thinking about putting together some sort of Patriot group to stop bears from sneaking over the border?

[MisterP]

5. New Jersey Borg!

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

8. Call the Minutemen! They're after your jobs!

Just you watch, soon they'll be mowing lawns, digging ditches, crowding the schools, and clogging up the Emergency Rooms. Next thing you know they'll want their country back! Just think of the effect on sports! I mean, the Chicago Bears and UCLA Bruins will own the leagues!

[Modem Butterfly]

9. ROFLMAO

:rofl: