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ourbluenation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 06:34 PM
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Driving directions from Austin to Crawford
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Inland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 06:36 PM
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1. Turn right; turn right; circle around; right; right again; right some more
backtrack; get lost, blame Clinton.
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ourbluenation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 06:37 PM
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2. Ha!!!!
Almost spit out my coffee!!!!
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 07:09 PM
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4. LOL! Have you heard this one?..........


A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted
a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,

"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago,
but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're 840 feet above sea level.
You are at 31 degrees, 14.29 minutes north latitude, and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes
west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "YOU must be a democrat."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

The balloonist answered, "Everything you told me is technically correct,
but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I am still lost.
Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "YOU must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going.
You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made
a promise that you have no idea how to keep, then you expect me to solve
your problem. You're in exactly the same situation you were before we met
but, somehow, now it's my fault."
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suziedemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 07:04 PM
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3. I working in Austin!
Will stuff still be going on this week-end? It's too far to drive after work - and we are very busy.
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