Gorgeous Blonde DU Babe needed near Waco. Get there & go MISSING ASAP!

[elehhhhna]

That'll get the media coverage for Cindy Sheehan.

I'm serious. We need a babelicious Du'er femme to disappear overnight TONIGHT from the campout.

24-7 Coverage, guaranteed.

I'd volunteer but I'm 45 and not as telegenic as I was 10 years ago.

[bushisanidiot]

1. Oh gawd! I nearly spewed my coffee on my keyboard..

that's hilarious.. yet sad because it's absolutely true.

how about a shark attack! are there sharks in crawford??

[Paradise]

4. yes, at the ranch... n/t

[jojo54]

2. Good one!!! Full coverage for sure!!!

:rofl:

[Ian David]

3. You could drive over to Midland and drop a baby down a well

[maxrandb]

5. If She Were Pregnant, We Could Get a Two-fer.

"Greta Van Sustern, where are you"

Could you imagine, a beautiful pregnant missing blonde, who also happened to work in a Congressman's Office???

Well, it would have to be a "Democratic" Congressman. If you're a repuke, woman can turn up dead in your office and you get a show on MSNBC!!

[The Traveler]

6. Brilliant! (n/t)

[Brewman_Jax]

7. OMG

There goes my keyboard.

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. I'll meet you and we'll hide out at a Taco Bell 'til the storm blows over

Bring on the media, boys!

[ugarte]

9. Just a spotting of Natalee there would do

Any truth to that rumor she was seen out on the Bush place?

[ClintonTyree]

10. "Some people say"............

that she has been seen at the bush ranchette. That's all I can tell you, "some people say that". ;)

[KyndCulture]

12. hahahahah that was great.

Some people say that she was last seen in the woodchipper behind weed's fake-o-farm..... I heard they found a shoe.

[theHandpuppet]

11. CNN now interviewing teenage cheerleaders

Say, Bush was a cheerleader... ewww, let's not go there.