Another 'name the "Ranch" poll'

[tk2kewl]

I have taken some of my favorite choices from this other thread and dropped them in here.

[davidinalameda]

1. Turdblossum Ranch

[Southsideirish]

2. "Lair of the White Worm"????

[melissinha]

3. I think its Rancho de Ningun Huevo

no plural if there's none

[tk2kewl]

6. if it's huevos as in the slang meaning, do you still use the singular?

[melissinha]

19. I am speaking grammatically

you very well could be right

[DeepModem Mom]

4. Thanks, tk2kewl! My choice, however, is lacking an "n" --

I only point this out in case some might think "Chickehawk" Ranch is of Native American derivation.:)

[skygazer]

5. Animal Farm

Where all animals are equal but some are more equal than others.

[applegrove]

7. "THE FRANCH" because that is where * takes his French like vacations.

[tk2kewl]

8. I like it! I had a thread calling him a French socialist yesterday...

but it didn't get much action. GMTA :thumbsup:

[unhappycamper]

9. How about a sign over the entrance?

[Bark Bark Bark]

10. Cowards Corners

Scrubbrush Acres
Hideyhole Royale
Casa de Gutless
Dimwit Junction

[Hubert Flottz]

11. The Hidey Hole Bar AWOL!

[Jack Rabbit]

12. I guess we can call the lodgings for the WH press corps the Chicken Ranch

That is the name of a whorehouse, isn't it?

[dooner]

13. Bar One Ranch

[greendog]

14. Fort ChickenHawk

n/t

[Generic Other]

15. I like the Lazy "W" Ranch

Someone else on DU gets credit for the name though...

[Burried News]

16. Rancho Notchyou

Where the sheeple come to worship the dip.

[katinmn]

17. The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas

[quiet.american]

18. Meanwhile, Back at the Hidey-Hole.... n/t

[Jersey Devil]

20. Double D Dingleberry Ranch (nt)

x

[stray cat]

21. Shrubs and Bushes

[GliderGuider]

22. I really like "Rancho Hegemony"

But "Compound W" tickles my funny bone.

[mandyky]

23. I want something that reflects the facts

GWB bought this "ranch" as he decided to run for prez. With tax payers money? GWB is no more a cowboy than I am. MCCain had it right in 00 - all hat and no cattle. Speaking of cattle, I hear all the cattle on this ranch are owned by leasors, not GWB.

I have it - how about Phony Pharm? Anybody need wood? LOL

[mandyky]

24. Came up with Phony Pharm

that about says it all.

[Liberal In Texas]

25. The Eagle's Nest or Berchtesgaden - West.

The Eagle’s Nest was designed as a birthday present for Adolf Hitler’s 50th birthday by Martin Bormann on behalf
of the NSDAP (Nazi Party).

[JHB]

26. Pigshit Wallow

or maybe "The Brush Magnet"

[SalmonChantedEvening]

27. North Dumbass Forty

:D

[dooner]

28. Alamo Heights n/t