Vice President Cheney Touts Toilet Clogging Capability

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Washington – In a fresh example of his failure to gauge the national mood, Vice President Dick Cheney discussed a recent bowel movement for nearly three minutes during “Meet the Press” on July 4, 2004. A stunned Tim Russert stared - his mouth agape – as the story unfolded.

“I’ll tell you Tim,” began the Vice President – apropos to nothing, “I laid a turd the other day that had to be seen to be believed. In fact, it was the biggest turd I’ve ever seen – let alone produced. I really wish I’d had my camera with me – if you could have seen it your eyes would have just about bugged right out of your head.

“I mean the girth was as big as my forearm,” continued the Vice President – who then rolled up his right sleeve to provide a visual aid, “And the length – there must have been two feet or three feet coiled up in the bowl.

“You see a thing like that and you can’t help feel proud – do you know what I mean? As I stood there admiring it, I tried to figure out what I had eaten that could have created this monster, but nothing special came to mind. Of course when it was finally time to say good-bye, that was when the real fun began”

Mr. Russert had by this point managed to regain his composure and instructed to control room to cut to commercials. The viewing public was cut off from sharing this special moment with Mr. Cheney at the point be had started to unbutton his shirt cuff. A thoughtful production assistant provided the remainder of the transcript for public dissemination through other means.

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[peekaloo]

1. *giggle* Cheney gave birth to another Bu$h!

[cliss]

2. Hmm....you can't be serious?

I see the Venue is not the DU Lounge. So it must be true.

What a stinking pile of crap that Cheney is.

Now, for those who have seen the photo of Cheney with the big sausage on his leg, none of this is a surprise. There's a photo of Cheney by a hot dog vendor (very appropriate). On his leg, there's this big ....something.... at first, we thought it was his weiner. But when you look closer, it's something else.

Now we know. The dude's a big shit.

[BrklynLiberal]

3. thespoof.com indicates this is not true, but it is something we all know

Cheney is capable of.

[Spinzonner]

4. Well, did he throw Karl a life presever ?

[OneBlueSky]

5. "it was the biggest turd I’ve ever seen" . . .

except when he was in the same room as George W. Bush . . .

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

6. Rush Limbaugh now has a new achievement to aspire to

I read a long time ago that Limbaugh had special giant-sized bathrooms built in all his homes that were more like hotel lobbys, with chandeliers, carpeting, and paintings on the walls. He had gold-plated handles and levers installed on the shower, tub, sink, and john. And the john was especially large and plush, more like a throne. I also saw something on his website a few years ago about his pride at having redecorated his bathroom in the studio from where he broadcasts. Apparently, he spends a great deal of quality time in the bathroom.