The Crawford Coward Poses as the Marlboro Man -PIX->>>

[Stephanie]

You're not fooling anyone, George.





http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050811/480/txsa10208111853

[City Lights]

1. Does he sleep in his clothes?

What a slob. A one-shirt slob.

[Sparkly]

Hah! One-shirt wonder.

That shirt must have done well in focus-group polling.

[skypilot]

11. That's acutally a nice shirt...

... but it would look better on me.

[Mutley]

2. Someone please line up

his shirt, his belt buckle, and his pants. UGH! He can't even dress himself properly.

[Hubert Flottz]

17. He never went to enough TNG meetings to learn about his gig...

line!

[Mutley]

22. ...

:spray:

[City Lights]

32. He needs Garanimals. Remember them? eom

[Mutley]

37. OMG Yes!

:rofl:

[Greeby]

3. Are they going for the Resevoir Dogs shot?

If so, wrong suits :P

[nookiemonster]

10. Yep. He's Mr. Yellow

eom

[Cocoa]

24. I was thinking "The Wild Bunch"

:-)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

4. It's the Hole-In-The-Head Gang!

:D

[Lex]

5. The reality is more like this

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Hey, Laura, head out to Wal-Mart and buy your man a new shirt!

Does he ever wash that blue checked one? Or does he have a whole bunch of identical shirts?

[Swamp Rat]

2nd pic: "Let me show you where I chop up Meskin immigrants and hippies"

[bryant69]

7. That's not even the real Bush

That's clearly the robo-Bush, designed for crappy political events the real bBush can't be bothered to get involved in. Look at the awkward walking position in the bottom picture.

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[sabra]

8. He's so bad ass!

</sarcasm>

[Lex]

14. He's so badass, he can't even ride a bike without crashing or

ride a horse with crying (too scared).

[Kikosexy2]

9. The murderous...

pigs in a row.

[flakey_foont]

12. is Schicklegruber

doing the "Robot" in the bottom pic?

[Kali]

13. WTF

Are they doing? He looks like he is practicing his quick draw. Why aren't they all wearing their little Roy Rogers cowboy hats?


And over here I werked real hard clearing the brush....

[Snotcicles]

15. When ever I see him I think of what Jim Hightower said

Geogre W was born on third base.
But he struts around like he hit a triple.

[Lex]

19. Yep. That's perfect.

That about sums it up.

[GreenPartyVoter]

16. Condi calls to mind some of the weird unifroms they put Uhura in on

ST. Wrong colors, though.

[KurtNYC]

18. The general rule for professional photos is to

shoot the photo at the subject's eye level -- it is the most communicative, angle-neutral position for the camera.

The first photo seems to be shot from the level of....well..

Did they get Robert Plant's photographer?

[Mutley]

20. Is Bush giving them the grand tour in that second pic?

"Here's some grass. And over here's some more grass. OH! And here's some of that shrub I've been trying to clear."

[Sparkly]

23. Maybe he's going, "Walk this way..."

"Left arm with the left leg... Right arm with the right leg..."

[Mutley]

35. "I wonder if it's really true that my right arm will always swing with

my right leg. Lets try it out and see..."

[Sparkly]

39. Yup. Condi's going, "See, he's getting it!" nt

[Mutley]

43. "Aw look at my little husband.. er, um, I mean boy, grow up!"

[CottonBear]

The Marlboro Man doesn't carry a pen in his shirt pocket.

It looks like * is wearing dress shoes and not cowboy boots. What a goober: dress slacks, big belt buckle, rumpled casual shirt and stupid, chimp-like swagger.
:puke:

[PunkPop]

21. The Fraud Squad!

Plus three.

[kskiska]

25. Waiting for the Right Guard to dry?

And he walks as though he needs some talcum powder.

[Sparkly]

33. Tennis balls in his arm pits. That shirt is sticking to him, though -- ick

And WHO wrinkles short sleeves like that?!?

[Lex]

26. You just know if he were in Iraq as a soldier, he'd be sobbing like a baby

.
All I see when I look at him is "COWARD."

[jane_pippin]

27. Ok. Let me repeat myself: Reservoir Pigs n/t

[A Simple Game]

28. Condi's the only one that doesn't appear to have slept in

their clothes for the last week.

Cheney better not try to board any planes wearing that coat in that weather.

Speaking of the weather, if Texas is as hot as I read it is, why are none of these fools smart enough to wear a hat?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

34. It's a photo op.

As soon as the cameras went away they jumped back into the air-conditioned limo. No need for hats.

[Snotcicles]

29. That last pix. If ever were a time for the earth to open then swallow. n/t

[CityZen-X]

30. Please God.....

one giant lighting strike!

[Journeyman]

31. Where are the boots? . . .

He's in Texas, with a big belt buckle but no boots?

You'd think the Continuity Person would have picked up on that when the stage was being set. There'll be hell to pay in Makeup today.

[satya]

62. LOL! n/t

[firefox]

36. No hat. No cattle. n/t

[dubyaD40web]

38. Why is Darth wearing long sleeves?

Oh wait, nevermind, he's a cold p.o.s.!

[Snotcicles]

42. He always wears a coat. It's his huge manboobs. n/t

[specimenfred1984]

40. 95 Degress and They Have Jackets On

They should all be searched for being suspiciously dressed.

[Synnical]

47. That was my thought, too

Why are they wearing jackets? What are they hiding? It just doesn't make any sense in that weather - especially since Idiot Son isn't wearing one.

[Mutley]

41. Bush's expression in the first picture...

"Damnit! I farted again. I hope the rest of the Mod Squad can't smell that, 'cause it was silent but DEADLY!"

[MisterP]

44. he seems excited by something: the breeze must be rather brisk on the

pants, I'd say

[charlie]

51. It's his Transformers codpiece

Comes with a remote for such occasions. *Zooop* *Zoooooop*

[Swamp Rat]

58. LOL! n/t

:rofl:

[racaulk]

53. I was thinking the exact same thing!

:rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

45. I see he decided to leave the bikes back at the corral today!

Couldn't get all beat up now, cause the FReepers would all think that he left the Hog Farm and Cindy kicked his lazy ass!

[Scurrilous]

46. They all look so excited to be there...

...gorgeous scenery too!

[Droopy]

48. I can bench press more than all of those wimps combined

By their standards that makes me more correct and able to lead than them. Lets bring the troops home.

[DinahMoeHum]

49. You know what those belt buckles of his are called, right?

"tombstones for dead dicks"

:evilgrin:

[Mutley]

50. Someone, quick! Get Cheney a wheelchair before he has another

heart attack!

[racaulk]

52. Get those Queer Eye guys on the phone...now!!!

When he was a boy, didn't his nanny teach him to line up his shirt, belt buckle, and pants zipper? Yet another example of what a total buffoon this guy is.

And this is one of those rare occasions that I would compliment Condi, but she actually looks nice.

[Saphire]

54. are these recent photos from Crawford? It's as hot as hell around

here. WTF is with all the coats?????

[Stephanie]

57. they're from the press conference that just happened

about an hour ago

[madrchsod]

55. condi walking down the asphalt lane

in her FUCK~N HIGH HEELS! condi baby, wear flats!!

[bridgit]

56. oh, and he brought his staff of creative writers w/him...

why does he always looks as though he is about to give the patented bfee 'left-handed compliment' :shrug:

[Cleita]

59. Tales from the crypt.

I thought vampires couldn't stand daylight. What's with Condaleeza and the high heels on a country road? Seems a stupid wardrobe choice to me.

[TWiley]

60. Hi. I am George W Bush, and I am an ASSHOLE

Wouldn't it be nice if he told the obvious truth once in a while?

[CatWoman]

61. I see he's dragged out his socks from his pilot costume