Caption the Apeman

[DoYouEverWonder]

Cindy? Cindy who?

[flakey_foont]

1. Flakey_foont has a package

this long!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wish I could be more like hiim

[sickinohio]

2. Who cares and

who's counting anyway? I always get what I want no matter how many lives are lost cause I'm king george!!


geez I hate that bastard and his side kick there behind him!!!!

[Lena inRI]

3. "I'm the commander. . .

. . see, I don't need to explain --I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being the president. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation."

--As quoted shortly following 9/11 in "Bush at War" by Bob Woodward, Washington, D.C., Nov. 19, 2002

[maveric]

4. "Mongo like Condi..."

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

5. And for my next impression, Gabby Johnson from "Blazing Saddles"

"...I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin bushwackin, hornswaglin, cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter..."


(Gabby Johnson is the old prospector in Blazing Saddles who speaks complete gibberish to the crowd in the church and tries to tell them not to leave town)

[NewInNewJ.]

6. So, Your Son was Killed In Iraq!

What do I care!

[Liberty Belle]

7. I'm the missing link--best argument for evolution, not intelligent design.

[BelgianMadCow]

8. If you don't wear a belt buckle this big, I don't listen to ya

see how the desk with presidential logo looks just like a GIANT belt buckle?

:-)

[LibDemAlways]

9. How big of a chickenshit am I?

I'd say about this big.

[alfredo]

10. Last night Cheney pinched

a loaf this big.

[Endangered Specie]

11. W: "I *might* have had sex with that woman" Condi: (under breath) hrmph!