Thank you, Mr. Bush!

[SemiCharmedQuark]

Mr. Bush,

As you take your much anticipated, well deserved vacation, we, the citizens of the United States would just like to say thank you for all that you have done for us.

1. Thank you for your work on the US job market! The years of prosperity of the Clinton administration confused and angered me. There were so many jobs, I couldn't decide what I wanted to do. As a down-to-earth man of the land from Texas, you understood that and significantly reduced my options! Not only that, the jobs that you did create all pay minimum wage. This encourages me to try out 2 or 3 jobs at the same time. After all, diversity is the spice of life!

[SammyWinstonJack]

1. Yea! Thanks a bunch Mr. Bush!

:grr:

[smirkymonkey]

2. You're very welcome!

It was HARD WORK! Now excuse me while I pour myself another stiff one.

[nookiemonster]

3. Ha. And according to Bush,

working 3 jobs is very "American"

:sarcasm:

[GreenPartyVoter]

4. *lmbo*

[Booster]

5. Thank you, Mr. Bush.

For managing to get most of the world to hate us.
I've just never understood them foreigners anyway
and now, thanks to you, I don't have to worry about
what they think anymore, and I don't have to think
how they can help us, because now you've made sure
they wouldn't help us if they could.
Thanks, Mr. Bush.