This is just too funny

[Mythsaje]

I'm actually chuckling a little from this ad on Malkin's website. The responses in italics are actually my commentary.

Tired of Dating Liberals?

No, I much prefer a selfish, immature, materialistic, polluting, judgmental, profiteering war monger.

Are you tired of meeting liberals at the bar?

Even if I was, I'd not so stupid as to continue going to that bar. I'd join the Great American Honky Tonk Bar Association as suggested by Garth Brooks. Duh.

Do you get sick of hearing your boyfriend or girlfriend bash conservatives?

Hell yeah! I hate the competition.

Now there is hope!

Where before there was only the local evangelical church!


These people are truly astounding. "Yeah, I'm a Stepford Guy looking for a Stepford Wife for love and companionship. Liberal tree huggers need not apply."