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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-14-05 03:27 PM
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OKAY which one of you guys in Crawford is peeing in a 5 gallon bucket?
It is pissing off the neighbors.
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asjr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-14-05 03:29 PM
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1. It is for watering the Bushes.
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jillan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-14-05 03:30 PM
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2. Go pee on Bush's property!
Then maybe he'll come out and talk:rofl: :rofl:
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BamaLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-14-05 03:31 PM
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3. Nah,
he has more important things to do. Afterall, think about the Little League baseball games he has to attend. :eyes:
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-14-05 03:33 PM
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5. And don't forget his life
He has to get back to that life he has, you know. :sarcasm:
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BamaLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-14-05 03:35 PM
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7. Yeah,
Edited on Sun Aug-14-05 03:36 PM by BamaLefty
I bet the dog probably needs his water refilled. Larry also has been feeling a little indegestion. He needs a TUMS. Rest on hammock later. . .

GOD BLESS AMERICA! ;)
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-14-05 04:27 PM
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13. TUMS and Preparation H
Any other ideas for a little thank you gift to Larry?
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-14-05 03:31 PM
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4. Lots of fertilizer
in that water :)
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dogday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-14-05 03:33 PM
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6. The neighbors actually like the buckets
it's the port-a-potties they are pissed off about. They liked it better when everyone was crapping in a bucket...
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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-14-05 03:37 PM
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8. I used to live on a boat
My advise based on experience is to get an old toilet seat to put on the top of the bucket. They are much more comfortable that way. Almost like the real thing.

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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-14-05 03:38 PM
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9. Sorry I missed the bucket
You just made me pee my pants.
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izzie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-14-05 03:42 PM
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10. Now Tex. knows how Maine people feel.
When Bush and Co went to play golf every thing stopped and it really made people mad. Also fishing was really messed up. The SS did not want boats in the water in front of his house.Kennebunkport is bad on traffic. It is an old town with winding roads not set up for large bubbles.
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-14-05 03:45 PM
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11. Well whoever is doing is NOT a "real" Texas redneck
They just piss off the porch. I actually dated a veryyyy redneck guy once who preferred to take a shit in the woods as opposed to the bathroom AND always peed off the porch.
What was I thinking you ask?
Wellllllll....let's just say he had "other" attributes and I was very young.;)
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Burried News Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-14-05 03:53 PM
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12. Now thayats a lie.
Lucille honey is that you darlin?

I was only doin that so's you'd have the bathroom all to yourself - you know how you were always complainin about where I left the terlett seat.
Try to be a gentleman and look whut I get.

On the other hand I do preciate you tellin everyone about the possibility of a big johnson - it never hurts to advertize.:smoke:
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-14-05 04:29 PM
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15. That is hilarious
I have known a few crazy cowboys in Kansas like that. But I never dated any of them. LOL
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Burried News Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-14-05 05:18 PM
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16. Of course the truth is seldom as advertised.
Glad you got a laugh - it's been a good week for Democrats.
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ohio_liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-14-05 04:28 PM
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14. You evil liberal urinators!!!!
:evilgrin:
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Burried News Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-14-05 07:55 PM
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17. Shakin the trees boss - shakin the trees.
Dayum all these eggs are killin me.


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