The "Benedict Arnold Real Conspiracy" 2005 Award Winners

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For the original real conspiracy opus "Chalabi Se, Valerie No" -- Feith, Bolton and Perle

For the screenplay adaptation -- The WHIGers

For costumes -- Halliburton

For the soundtrack -- Alberto Gonzales and his "Torture Salsa Captivo" orchestra (Special mention for the song "Cry for me, Carville" sung by cast member Mary Matalin playing herself as a WHIGer)

For lead supporting actor in the role of Benedict Novakula -- Robert Novak

For lead supporting actress in the role of Mistress Sleeza Leak -- Dr. Condi Rice

For lead actress in the role of Baghdad Rose -- Judith Miller

For lead actor in the role of Ahmad Chalabi -- Ahmad Chalabi

For producer -- Rumsfeld and Cheney

For director -- George W Bush

Life-time service to propaganda distribution award -- Arthur Sulzburger, Jr., Chairman, New York Times Co. and publisher of many of Feith, Bolton and Perle's ghosted short stories (published under the alias Judith Miller) that are woven into their seamless real conspiracy opus "Chalabi Se, Valerie No."

Each will receive a paper mache bust of Benedict Arnold (tin-foil would be way to up-scale for these traitors)

Suggested award ceremony time -- evening of Sept 24 2005

Peace.

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