with gas prices so high, i can barely go out CROSS MOWING anymore!

[mopaul]

i mowed down about 500 crosses and flags last night and i'm broke this morning! it's just not fair!

[Beaver Tail]

1. I'm buying a bike on Payday

[Hugin]

2. LOL!

Headline of the day, mopaul!

[K-W]

3. Ive been forced to mow down crosses with my bicycle.

It just isn't the same at all.

[mopaul]

4. now that's sad

and doing it by hand is just so hard, i may have to hire mexican guest workers to do it.

[K-W]

11. The worst is when a cross gets stuck in your spokes and flips you.

And the dirty peaceniks all start laughing at you.

[mopaul]

15. i HATE IT when that happens

and the ragged flags get in the chain and gears! JESUS!

[Hugin]

5. How many crosses/gallon are you getting?

My huge bloated Pick-em-up only gets three gallons to the cross.

[mopaul]

8. it took half a tank for 500 crosses and flags

considering using pig shit methane from w's ranch

[Hugin]

20. Hook it up to some RW bloviator.

Either end'll do.

[Beetwasher]

6. I Think You Should Spit On Old Women Instead, Saliva is Free!

n/t

[magellan]

7. Cross-mowing, the new Republican pastime!

"Course I'm a Christian! Now watch this drive...."

[Midlodemocrat]

10. That would make a great t-shirt.

"Cross-mowing

The New Republican pastime.

[Lex]

9. *cleans coffee off keyboard*

[mopaul]

12. 'hop in the car kids, we're goin' on a sunday cross mowin'

those days are sadly gone, my children will never know the joys of a family cross mowin' drive again.

[magellan]

14. You Sunday cross-mower, you! (nt)

[wtbymark]

13. thanks Mopaul for lightening up the morning, thanks (nt)

[Spike from MN]

16. I just use my chainsaw.

I cut down the crosses and clear brush at the same time. Makes me feel real pResidential.

[mopaul]

18. Clearin' Crosses in Crawdad, Texas

you KNOW it was dubya

[Catherine Vincent]

17. heehee!

You better watch it. The right wingers will claim a democrat did this pretending to be a republican just to make them look bad.:-)

[displacedtexan]

19. Where's the toon version of this thread, mopaul?

I need to post it on my blog.

[A Simple Game]

21. I guess I'm the only one that doesn't think this is funny.

[mopaul]

22. so far

but that's o.k., i wasn't trying to be funny