The America Supports You Penguin March

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one of the items on this silly/funny list of ideas to help Bush's poll numbers...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/huffpost/20050816/cm_huffpost/005713

Hi Karen: Attached is a link to an hilarious video from Ebaum's World in which a local weatherman gets killed by a truck during an ice storm. The look on his face is priceless. He totally gets own3d! ROTFL!

I saw the news over the weekend about the president's low approval ratings; the bad news about the Iraq War (Frank Rich's column in the Times? Ouch!); the rising gas prices; that crazy woman on Bush's lawn; and Liberal-Media-Smearing-Karl-Rove-Gate (you can use that). So I sat down with my team and we came up with some suggestions to turn things around for your boss.

-New hand gesture. The open-handed-almost-podium-smack is so 2004. Your people want a bold, man-of-the-people president, so just go with what works and let that middle finger be free. Everywhere. Photo op with Tony? Flip the bird! Signing a new bill? Flip that bill off! Spot an armadilla' on the estate? Flip! Flip! FLIP! Screw those armadilla's anyway -- Bush is a man of the people!

-Invade something. America loves invasion.

-Enemies of the president should be labeled "Gay Islamic Embryonic Stem Cell Harvesters Who Hate the Troops and Who Love the Terrorists" (you can swap "love" for "embolden" which tests strongly). Try it in a sentence: "Green Day is a gay Islamic embryonic stem cell harvester who hates the troops and who loves (emboldens) the terrorists." Stand back and feel the love.

-The America Supports You Penguin March. (Have you seen that movie yet? They walk funny.)

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