delicious tallahassee rumor bout Jeb

[democrat in Tallahassee]

rumor is that they want to run him for the senate but they can't cause he has a love child and the story is about to break. that's all I know. will let you know if I hear anything else.

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Oh I hope there are some facts to back this up, because this would be

priceless.

[Kikosexy2]

2. A love child?...

conceived on the Love Boat...in the Love Mansion...and it's called Lovey..simply...well...lovely!

[ewagner]

3. Let it be true

please, please, please please

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[w8liftinglady]

52. LOL..that's what I was going to say

The only thing that would trump that would be George's love child-except I think it would be half equine.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

4. "Developing"?

[Catherine Vincent]

5. That's probably true.

Those quiet ones get you everytime.:-)

[libnnc]

6. oooh Love Child, eh?

cue music...

[TheDebbieDee]

7. Another example of the chickens coming home to roost!

I hope they crucify him solely for his hypocracy!

"There are no illegitimate children, just phony, holier-than-thou parents." - TheDebbieDee

[Fridays Child]

8. Jeb started school in a worn, torn dress that somebody threw out...

Jeb child, always second best
Jeb child, different from the rest

[Kikosexy2]

17. Damn it...

I wanna be Ms. Ross!

[Bluebear]

24. No child of mine will be bearing the name of shame I've been wearing

Wait, that would be Bush though.

[Fridays Child]

28. Bush child, Bush child, never quite as good...

...Afraid, ashamed, misunderestimated.

[etherealtruth]

48. Sing it , sister!!!! eom

[kskiska]

9. I really don't expect his marriage to last long enough

for him to run for president, despite the money Poppy must be funneling to Colomba. How much shopping can assuage a long, miserable marriage?

[FreedomAngel82]

46. Unless she stays with him

for the money and power. :shrug: I remember a few days ago reading about Arnold's affair with a sixteen year old and Maria stayed with him. She was very strange acting with that.

[politicat]

10. Didn't the wife get smacked for smuggling, too?

I seem to recall that she took a hit for smuggling (failing to declare) about $50K worth of jewelry and other stuff....

[terrya]

11. Didn't Jeb have an affair with Katherine Harris?

Can you imagine what THAT child would look like?

[rkc3]

12. Stripe, from Gremlins?

[A HERETIC I AM]

20. OH! IF ONLY I COULD PHOTOSHOP!!!!

Someone PLEASE!! Do a Jeb/Katherine baby photoshoperization!

Use the headshot of Katherine and her breasts on Fox the other night.


Too funny

[Richard Steele]

23. Nope. I couldn't look at a photo of her long enough to do it! Sorry.

[A HERETIC I AM]

35. LOL!! Oh Please......Please?.....i'll buy you a beer....

or a fluffy pair of bunny slippers

.....please?


Think of it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


Drinking a nice, cold, frosty barley pop wearing some nice, warm, fuzzy bunny slippers?..........for a few moments of torture?


COME ON, DAMMIT!!!!! DO IT!!!!

[Richard Steele]

39. I'll go buy MYSELF some beer, and we'll see what happens.

Not promising anything!

Anyhow, I'm off to the Support Cindy vigil right now, So I'll pop in when I get back.

Until then, here's a tidbit:

[SaveAmerica]

65. We need that 'If they mated' technology they use on Conan

O'Brien's show.

[Gabi Hayes]

60. see post 59

got some stuff on it there

[watercolors]

68. I think it was Cynthia Henderson

correct me if I'm wrong.

[jim3775]

13. You are going about this all wrong, here's how it is done

EXCLUSIVE: JEB LOVE CHILD


XXXXX EXCLUSIVE XXXXXX MUST CREDIT "democrat in Tallahassee" XXXXXXXX

Shocking revelations have rocked the secret Jeb Bush senate campaign. Sources say that Jeb has secretly impregnated Hillary Clinton.

Developing....


XXXXX EXCLUSIVE XXXXXX MUST CREDIT "democrat in Tallahassee" XXXXXXXX

[Wizard777]

14. Love that Child. It was born of innocense.

Free from the sins of the father.

[texastoast]

15. What? He didn't make her abort?

Like shrubito?

Hmm. Wonder if there has been a DNA test?

[NV Whino]

33. shrubito!

Damn. Wish I had thought of that.

[tallahasseedem]

16. All right....

Where did you hear this???? With all of the rumors I have picked up over the years I was hoping something like this would happen.

[democrat in Tallahassee]

31. Heard it from a well-informed tallahassee democrat.

let's keep our fingers crossed

[dbonds]

18. Well - I doubt he is capable of LOVE, but a child out of wedlock could be

That would be a nice poster for family values.

[KingFlorez]

19. HA HA HA HA!

I hope this is true, that'd burn the Repukes good.

[seabeyond]

21. along with georgie's one, possibly two love children....ya ya ya

family values at its best. btw not thinking a lot of love was involved in this creation

[FreedomAngel82]

47. Funny how you don't hear about that story much

I read about the girl who Bush was dating before Laura. She was an African-American girl and Bush got her pregnant and his folks, it seems, made her get an abortion. She started talking in either 2001 or 2002 and when she started getting more press one day she turned up dead. Of course when the girl got the abortion it was illegal in Texas but Poppy had a lot of power and influence.

[Fleshdancer]

22. Stories like this challenge my feminism

I don't understand women who have sex with people like him...or his brothers for that matter. Stupid stupid stupid.

:crazy:

[libnnc]

25. I know...

like -- they can't find anything better to do? :shrug:

I'd clean the grout in my bathroom before I'd boink a member of the evil crime family.

[KarenInMA]

40. Would you rather clean the grout in MY bathroom?

'Cause you could, ya know...I wouldn't mind...

[JohnnyBoots]

26. I hope he adpted one with his gay lover. Talk about a pot and a kettle.

[longship]

27. Typical Repug family values!!

n/t

[_TJ_]

29. First Bush's numbers go down the pan - now this??

Could it be the tide is turning? Could it be the beginning of the
end for his Chimperial Majesty?

[FreedomAngel82]

49. That could be it

Since Bush's numbers are so low and Mrs. Sheehan speaking up and not being afraid of Bush perhaps more people are realzing that. Remember when the Rove/Wilson ordeal started happening the press started grilling Scotty? By the way has Scotty still been doing the press confrences?

[Hubert Flottz]

30. I heard it was half pet goat...

and half asshole!

Sounds like he's created another half assed W clone!

edit:

The Old Shepherd
Daphnis, I that piped so rarely,
I that guarded well the fold,
'Tis my trembling hand that fails me;
I am weary, I am old.
Here my well-worn crook I offer
unto Pan the shepherd's friend;
Know ye, I am old and weary;
of my toil I make an end!
Yet I still can pipe it rarely,
still my voice is clear and strong;
Very tremulous in body,
nothing tremulous in song.
Only let no envious goatherd
tell the wolves upon the hill
That my ancient strength is wasted,
lest they do me grievous ill.

[bobbieinok]

32. reminds me about surething rumors about TX gov being gay....won't

go anywhere, be reported anywhere

who knows/will ever know if it's true

[Vogon_Glory]

34. I Hate To Party Poop, But--Grover Cleveland

I hate to party poop but I keep remembering that Grover Cleveland got elected to the White House despite having a child out of wedlock--and that was back in the 1880s, too.

Such a peccadillo can still be easily overcome in the double naughts--as long as you're a Republican.

[jsamuel]

36. hahahaha 1880 hahahahahaha

[Vogon_Glory]

44. It Worked For Grover...

Cleveland, unlike a lot of today's senile elephant party, acknowledged his illegitimate offspring.

The Republicans of the time used to chant "Ma, Ma, Where's our pa?"

After the election, those olden-day Democrats responded "Gone to the White House. Hah! Hah! Hah!"

I wish I could say that the cover-up would help finish off the political ambitions of Brother Jeb. But after a decade of Republican control of Congress and five years into older brother George's Reign of Error, I see not only the GOP but also the corporate media and the permanent-press pietists practicing the principle of IOKALYAR. (It's OK as long as you are Republican.).

[Buns_of_Fire]

57. Ma, Ma, Where's our pa? / Gone to the White House, Ha! Ha! Ha!

Damned shame they don't write political rhetoric of that standard any more! ;-)

On edit: On the other hand, I understand that Grover Cleveland had a malady of frequent and uncontrollable tongue erections which caused problems throughout his administration. These manifistations were especially embarrassing at cabinet meetings and during speeches. And you can believe me, because I read it in the National Lampoon*.

Are Grover Cleveland and Grover Norquist related?


* Back when it was funny.

[Gabi Hayes]

62. I REMEMBER that, but I'm almost positive that it wasn't Cleveland

it was the big fat guy with the walrus moustache....the guy who went into the supreme court after the presidency.

EDIT: Taft! duh

his wife wouldn't let him do stuff to her unless he became more and more successful

it was a cartoon, right?

back when it was funny....exactly

remember the geographical pun contest:

Kenya gimme a Tokyo hash?

Sarah is a real prude. She will neither kiss Norfolk!

[Buns_of_Fire]

64. You're right. It was Taft.

But, heck, who am I to let facts get in the way of a good joke? (Note: No, I don't really believe that Taft had a problem with tongue erections. But, who knows? We already know that boosh* apparently doesn't have complete control of his tongue!)

As I recall, it was a cartoon.

(Transcript of speech) Mmmmmmph... Mmmmmmuph... Mmmmmmumph... Mmmmmmuph... Mmmmmmph...

(Oh, no!... He's having one again!...)

[burythehatchet]

73. both sired by Super Grover

[Bluebear]

37. The Bushbots will insist a vagina literally jumped on a defenseless Jeb

and that's how the pregnancy occured.

As to Cleveland, the big difference here is the GOP in this country does not expect much from the Bush family, but they do want them "family values" come election time.

[HeeBGBz]

70. A vagina with a liberal agenda

An urgent insurgency emergency, no doubt.

[HadItUpToHere]

41. exactly right- that was waaaaaay back in the 1880's-

there really wasn't as big a stigma about it back then.

[eissa]

42. Yeah, but

I'm pretty sure we're a much more conservative nation now than in 1880, thanks to the "family values" coalition. Also, not knowing much about Grover, I'm guessing the guy was probably a straight-shooter, and not some hypocrite like today's leading repukes.

[FreedomAngel82]

50. Was he married and ran on being "profamily" though?

And "religious" and all that nonsense? I think with the Bush family and those like him is it's all about the hypocriacy. I personally could care less what someone does in their private life as long as it isn't illegal and/or doesn't effect their job as a politician.

[Vogon_Glory]

54. Almost All Pols Were Assumed To Be Pro-Family Back Then...

Almost all pols were expected to be pro-family back then. I'm convinced, though, that today's right-wingers have a capacity for hypocrisy that their forebears lacked. This despite that today's politicians and celebrities have to live in glass houses that were unthinkable back in the 19th century.

Fundamentalist preachers decry divorce, rail against monogamous Democrats like George McGovern and Jimmy Carter, then endorse candidates who had gotten divorced like Ronald Reagan.

I can easily imagine thousands of right-wingers performing the mental gymnastics necessary to vote against a Progressive who practices real family values in his or her personal life, and for a right-wing hypocrite who signals that he's more than willing to vote straight down the right-wing political agenda.

:argh:

[ronnykmarshall]

38. Makes me wanna sing!

Love Child
Diana Ross & The Supremes
(P. Sawyer/R. D. Taylor/F. Wilson/D. Richards)

Tenement slum

You think that I don't feel love
But what I feel for you is real love
In other's eyes I see reflected
A hurt, scorned, rejected

Love child, never meant to be
Love child, born in poverty
Love child, never meant to be
Love child, take a look at me

I started my life in an old, cold run down tenement slum
My father left, he never even married mom
I shared the guilt my mama knew
So afraid that others knew I had no name

This love we're contemplating
Is worth the pain of waiting
We'll only end up hating
The child we maybe creating

Love child, never meant to be
Love child, (scorned by) society
Love child, always second best
Love child, different from the rest

Mm, baby (hold on, hold on, just a little bit)
Mm, baby (hold on, hold on, just a little bit)
I started school, in a worn, torn dress that somebody threw out
I knew the way it felt, to always live in doubt
To be without the simple things
Sop afraid my friends would see the guilt in me

Don't think that I don't need you
Don't think I don't wanna please you
No child of mine 'll be bearing
The name of shame I've been wearing

Love child, love child, never quite as good
Afraid, ashamed, misunderstood

But I'll always love you
I'll always love you
I'll always love you
I'll always love you
I'll always love you
I'll always love you

[Proud2BAmurkin]

43. oooooooooooh!

hahaha

[FreedomAngel82]

45. Seriously?

Oh this would be too good to be true. :popcorn:

[Jane Austin]

51. How soon do you expect some confirmation of this rumor?

Interested . . . .

[Gabi Hayes]

63. see post 59....they BURIED all speculation of his affair with K Harris

back in 2000. media will NOT cover rethug sexual peccadil{d}oes

[Jane Austin]

71. Yes, I read your post, but I was looking for information from

the OP poster.

I'd really like to hear more about this.

Thanks.

[merh]

53. What's the saying? He who lives in a glass house . . .

[Lochloosa]

55. Just curious Tallahassee Democrat...ever heard or been to

Decemberfest?

[Clintmax]

56. I'm another Tallahassee Democrat...

and I've never heard this. I sincerely HOPE this is true! Jeb, just like his brother, is an idiot. This would be funny as hells to watch!

[Bassic]

58. Doesen't matter, he's a Bush, the people will be

conditioned into accepting that from him.

[soup]

66. Maybe. But, they turned on him before -

Remember this?



:rofl:

[Bassic]

67. I do, and it cause for hope.

I just won't hold my breath.

[Gabi Hayes]

59. how quickly we forget: Jeb+Katherine Harris...remember that?

I haven't read any of the other posts, so maybe this is there, but....

The speculation about the affair is not confined to the East Coast print and electronic media. Ray Taliaferro, at San Francisco radio station KGO, has been referring to the alleged affair and its coverup on his graveyard-shift radio show. And Bev Conover of Online Journal has also reported on the alleged affair and its coverup. At the end of an article dealing mostly with another story the mainstream media has largely embargoed -- namely, the compelling evidence of nationwide orchestrated Republican efforts to prevent black voters from voting, or to prevent their votes from being counted -- she includes this:

If the disenfranchisement of tens of thousands of voters wasn't enough, another source alleges, "Newsweek is sitting on allegations that Jeb Bush and Kat Harris have had an adulterous affair" and that CNN has instructed its newswriters "not to report the affair."

The source claimed the following was issued "Tuesday in cnni.readme (a constantly updated file on CNN's computer network):"

>>>>Guidance

>>>Newsweek has an item on an alleged personal relationship among
two of the top players in Florida. Under NO circumstances should
this be reported on CNN without the approval of senior management.

>>>We'd also recommend that we be prepared in case this gets brought
up during a live interview or news conference.

If this allegation proves to be true and even the Bushes can't keep it buried forever, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out why George W. and the Republicans are screaming for Gore to concede. Surely even William Bennett would scream, "Where's the outrage?" if Jeb Bush, who promised to deliver Florida to his big brother, and Katherine Harris, who had the gall to tell the Florida Supreme Court it was wrong as she brazenly certified the election results to give George W. Florida's 25 electoral votes, were sleeping together.

"CNN and the rest of the media are digging hard -- but they're squelching it from the public until they can cover their tails," said our source.

http://www.americanpolitics.com/20001130CertifiedBedfellows.html

nobody remembers this?

sorry if dupe info

[SunDrop23]

61. My fingers are crossed.

[wicket]

69. Keep us updated

:)

[otohara]

72. Colorado Gov. Has LOVE Child - Still No Confirmation

That's been the rumor for about 1 year - since his wife left him for a while. Not one word in the press about it!

I imagine the Bush's would kill the woman before admiting to it.