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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-18-05 06:19 PM
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Here is scariest headline the Republicans could ever encounter...
Edited on Thu Aug-18-05 06:25 PM by kentuck
"Democrats Disband" and turn over all governing to the Republican Party... Democrats will no longer offer any opposition to any Republican ideas or legislation. After the joyful celebration, the Republicans have to decide whether or not to first pass legislation for a 3% flat tax or the repeal of Social Security and Medicare. After that, they will repeal the minimum wage and let the market alone determine wages. They will debate whether to let their appointed president serve 12 years or longer. All environmental legislation that was passed during the liberal years will be over-turned. Abortion will be declared a crime, punishable by death, as will homosexuality. They will pass a law permitting prayer in all schools in America. What a glorious day !
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AuntPatsy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-18-05 06:22 PM
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1. Whats pretty sad is that so many of them don't seem to realize
how it would eventualy become a huge problem and not only to the left side of the spectrum, they should thank us for doing the dirty work while they gather up the benefits while doing nothing of substance.
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OKDem08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-18-05 06:28 PM
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2. Not only 'permitting prayer'
but actually mandating it. Those not showing the appropriate respect by sincerely participating will be dragged into the town square and hastily stoned by an angry mob.
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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-18-05 06:32 PM
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3. But only to Jesus.
Our Saviour.
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-18-05 08:02 PM
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4. You forgot the immediate invasion of Iran.
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wli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-18-05 08:07 PM
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5. I can see it happening
The DLC announces it and declares the DNC a terrorist organization. Bushler revokes the citizenship of everyone who ever voted for a Democrat or posted to an insufficiently pro-war blog. All the prison and prison labor contracts go to Wackenhut, and Halliburton gets thermal depolymerization rights on all the bodies of Democratic party prisoners.

Sounds right up Bushler's alley.
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